Analytics reveal many useful statistics: numbers and charts and
graphs which we may use to magically manipulate the internet…
or something.
They also reveal a host of entertaining search terms entered by
internet users to reach a particular site. Here are a handful of the
searches which have led to my blog:
“excellent disciplinarian danakane” – Why, thank you..
“a gay drunk man dress as a baby getting a spanking for peeing-
love story” – Excuse me?
“Crack Spanking” – Guilty
“blogspot.danacane.com” – Close. But not really.
“she harshley spanking bad boys with a paddel” – Another near miss.
“dana nauggty blogspot” – Almost had it that time..
“whenever you have spanking and tears go to the place of sky”
– Likely my favorite thus far, I’m guessing that this is one of those
tragic Google Translate attempts.
“spanking for discipline is wrong” – This person most certainly
ended up in the wrong place. I hope that the shock didn’t kill them.
– Dana
HAHAHAHA! Can you believe how ridiculous these get?
I had one on my blog a few weeks ago — “disciplinarian madame cane.” I do believe they were looking for you.
Let’s hear more about that “crack spanking” JayJay