Month: January 2014

This Product Testing video was shot immediately following the prior, Black Master Senior Paddle, scene, so the VBB was definitely feeling it by the time this was over.

However, since his bottom’s famously tough, I’ve decided to test these awful little things from Caneiac on the backs of his thighs, instead. We (I) have a lot of fun figuring out the best way to swing ’em!

Twenty-plus years ago, when I was trying to figure out the best way to make money for records, candy, and the occasional movie ticket, it never occurred to me to attempt babysitting. Having to slog over to some semi-stranger’s house in the late evening hours to sit around on their furniture, eat their weird food, and watch over their annoying if terribly cute progeny? Yeah, no thanks. I’d rather just take the 60/40 chance on begging extra hard for an early allowance allotment.

But things are a bit different now, as I’m no longer desperate for Smarties and Molly Ringwald films, so there are better choices. Now when I babysit, it’s a fun frolic through round-the-clock roleplay with who are, quite possibly, some of the naughtiest adult boys and girls ever. A recent sleepover found the boy in question having his coloring book tossed into the hallway for housekeeping to pick up. It’s tough being a firm and loving caretaker, but I do my very best given the terrible state of most of my charges’ manners.

The point of all this is to set the backdrop for a public shaming earned by previous mentioned boy. After some particularly surly behavior during his babysitting time, he was assigned a report on ‘How to Be Nice to Miss Dana’….

which has not been turned in on time.

Said young man knew that there would be consequences if his assignment was not finished on time, and one of those is contained here. When he reads this, along with all of you, he’ll learn that his first punishment is to go DIRECTLY to the nearest corner, where he will stand for exactly fifteen minutes. (Are you getting this? I mean right now, mister.) He has further 24 hours to complete the assignment or will be rewarded with 100 strokes of the spencer paddle for his inability to follow instructions.

I hope that this, in addition to further instructions on Good Manners and Proper Behavior, affects an immediate change for the better.

If not, well…that’ll be fun, too.

–  Dana

Here’s a little Product Testing video featuring the new Black Master Senior paddle from Caneiac. This is a pretty heavy duty paddle and packs quite a wallop, despite the VBB’s ability to withstand it stoically.

Readers, Spankos, Consumers, I implore you….think before you shop.

A friend sent me this link, kind of a ‘What do you think about this’ type thing, and I sent back something along the lines of ‘Looks interesting, will investigate’.

I’m always interested in new implements, ideas, and gadgets, so I took a look at the above video advertising a small machinated spanking machine. It was disappointing. Not interested in bashing anyone’s mechanics or business here, but this spanking machine looks just pitiful for real purposes.

I’ve seen some of the larger robo-spanker machines in action and, while they at least deliver a ‘real whack’, all these gadgets leave me somewhat cold.

So there’s really nothing wrong with buying this thing – maybe you’ll even enjoy it as a strictly novelty thing – but if you have to work as hard as that poor girl in the video for your spanking then it’s probably best you just reach around there and do it yourself.

–  Dana

PS. I guess that’s really the point of this post :

Does anyone use these spanking machines? And, if so, what is the level of real enjoyment without human contact?