19 Replies to “Whack-a-Mole : New Product Testing Video!”

  1. I must admit that I have reflected about this paddle with mole holes. I meant to say in the video that the moles felt like little bee stings. I just didn’t have the words to say at the moment of a burning backside.

    1. Kay,

      It’s often difficult to be succinct when you’re being paddled – you did wonderfully! oxxo

  2. Fond memories of rolling the dice for strokes and finishing with 10 from The Naughty Stick.

    I hate to be a tattletale, but you only gave her 8 instead of 9 on the last round.

    1. Raymond,

      I noticed that when editing the video. Rest assured that we’ll catch that last one next time Kay’s here.

    2. Dana,

      I’m surprised you’re not angry with me for being a squealer.

    4. Raymond this is for you: :-&

      I will stay tongue tied for the moment. If not I might say something that will get me into trouble. “Squealer!”

    5. Truly, Kay. I’m sure Dana will reward me according to my merits when the time comes.

    6. I am pretty sure that Dana means she likes it when your over her knee squealing. Not the other type of squealing. Won’t you agree?

  3. hmmm well as there are plenty of moles on facial cheeks so I guess they can also be found on the nether ones and thus “whacked”, butt when I top I just have not sought out such moles but rather have been content to “whack a cheek” but even an old dog like me can learn a new trick so do tell me more about “whacking a mole”. ( ok ok all the above is said with tongue firmly in cheek.)

    1. Phil,

      I’ll be happy to introduce you to the Whack-a-Mole…tomorrow.

    2. Dear esteemed Dana,,,,I am sure one of us will be happy and am equally sure it won’t be me…wood that this was not the hole truth..I am sure I won’t be board with you tomorrow. ( aND did you realize that there is a PUN in punishment? ) Your whacko fan

  4. well dear Reader, the laws of physics even apply to spanking…..I experienced equal and opposite reactions …that is the more the not so gentle Dana fried my fanny the more I had brain freeze on the other end…..not a single witty play on words came to mind but rather my universe shrank to a singularity ,,the event horizon around my (black) hole being a flaming orb the energy being happily provided by Dana.

  5. I thought of mentioning, as Phil did, the idea of whacking moles that may have been present on the object skin. My other thought was what effect the hemispherical projections had. Kay said they felt like little bee stings. I’m curious what other effects, if any, they may have had. Since they subtracted somewhat from the sting factor, did they replace it with thud? Was there any depth that resulted in bruising?

    1. Cautious,

      There don’t seem to be any lasting ‘mole holes’ when using the balled side of the paddle, and most ‘testers’ report that, while still stingy, it’s less painful than the flat side.

  6. I think I would take the ‘whack-o-mole’ over the ‘flap jack’ or that dreaded ‘Delrin rug beater’.
    Right Dana?!?! Just sayin’…

  7. Truly, Kay. I’m sure Dana meant squealing across her knee while she paddles me. I couldn’t respond directly to your quote for some reason.

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