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New FREE Tips for Tops Video : You Don’t Have to Shop

 
I dare you to try not to laugh when the oar comes out..

 

–  Dana
 
 

25 Replies to “New FREE Tips for Tops Video : You Don’t Have to Shop”

  1. I started giggling around 20 seconds in and didn’t stop until the end. This was hilarious. Though the blind-turn-y-opener-cane-y thing made me a little squeamish.

    Kay, you’re adorable as always and such a trooper. And your laugh is TOO cute.

    Ms. Kane, I don’t know how you managed to keep a straight face through all of this. Every time you popped your head into the frame I started laughing again. It looked like you were having a whole lot of fun.

    1. Alyssa,
      I always say, if you’re not having fun then you’re doing it wrong. It’s a good motto, right? ~~

    2. Alyssa,

      The universal wand for adjusting your blinds was absolutely horrible. I will definitely be hiding those painful tools provided by the hotel if ever I decide to vacation with any creative and witty top such as Dana Kane. Wouldn’t you agree?

    3. Kay,

      I’m going to file this under the category of “Kay-tried-it-so-I-don’t-have-to” and tuck it away somewhere safe. For your sake, I hope all the blinds in the hotels you frequent with all and any tops have pull cords instead. Not that it would stop someone as inventive as Ms. Kane. ~~

  2. Yep – giggled. (I seem to recall seeing that oar somewhere before. I new there was a reason I didn’t pick it as a ‘spanking’ option.)

    Oh Kay, I do feel sorry for your butt on occasion. It most certainly does not pay to be oar-nry at Dana’s house.

    1. Stacy,

      I think you could handle the oar – in fact, I’m sure of it. Wanna try?… You still have to break in this bullseye paddle for me, too, by the way. oxxo

    2. Oh Dana…how you already know me so well and how I love a good challenge…lol.

      If I would have had your height…I would have loved to have been a collegiate rower. So coincidently, I rowed many, many, many miles as a kid – as we had a row boat…lol. You know I’m game to try just about anything…and that I totally trust you to know what I can handle. (Row, row, row your boat gently down to Dana’s house…)

      I was just thinking of that Target paddle…lol. I may be regretting providing that spanking gift? But, I do admit I am a little curious to see the marks it will make. (Could be a ‘Kodak moment’?) We’ll have to try that one on the ‘blank’ slate, before we really get down to business.

      I have no doubts we will find lots of fun stuff/trouble to get into. I just wish I had more then one butt and lived closer…just sayin’.

      Hugs,

      Stacy

      You know how I love little surprises and never come to your house empty ended…I hope the suspense drives you up a wall…teeheehee.

    3. Stacy,

      Bite your tongue! We never regret giving a gift, do we? And we never say ‘no, thank you’ when our disciplinarian suggests we try it, right? Maybe we’ll have to do a product testing video, featuring your target! (And remember, gifts can and will be held against you – ha!)

    4. Dana,

      Target Practice, anyone??

      No Ma’am – no regrets…never. Providing ‘spanking’ gifts is especially fun, or at least I think it will be…for both of us!

      Oh…Product Testing. That would be totally radical. You know I am just crazy enough for you to talk me into that. I think your spanking enthusiast followers may really enjoy that too. I guess we will soon find out just how stingy that thing is…

    6. Stacy,

      Why must I ask is it only certain occasions when my bottom has the honor of receiving your sympathy? “I’m smiling at ya sweet peach!” My poor bottom takes very few things personally now days.

    7. Oh, Sweet Kay…my apologies! I hope you know…I think you TOTALLY RAWK!!

      Although, I may not blog a lot out-load. I am always complimenting you in my head. I also always thoroughly enjoy watching you and Dana play. You are a good egg, girly, a great ‘spankee’ actress, and your giggle makes me giggle :)

      Many continued fun and enjoyable spanking times for you (and Dana).

      Hugs,

      Stacy

  3. I loved this it had every thing I would have expected but when I was in Sacramento my good friend came to visit me on my way back from Moms Passing!
    I was sad and I was also the stiff upper lip that week end so when she came over to my room she did not bring any thing to spank me!
    Guess what she found? “A Phone cord” she wound it up so it was a Loopy whip my butt to tears Just what she needed!

    1. tanned,

      I love creativity – and who knew that a phone cord would hurt!

  4. Now I HATE doing any self spanking but when I was younger I used to look for any spanking objects whenever I was either at home alone or at a relative’s place. When I was around 19-20 and staying at my aunt’s for a few days I saw a trio of wooden/cork-like cutting boards hanging on her kitchen wall. I took the largest one and gave my bare ass a few hard smacks and the board cracked in half. I’m betting the cork was the more dominant product feature. LOL
    Another gem was the usage of a foot long green rubber snake won at a fair. THAT little em effer DID sting like crazy but left no visible marks.

    1. Kelly,
      I’ve also found cutting board effective implements, although agree with you on the difficulties of self-spanking. Silly girl~ oxxo

  5. I don’t think every household has an oar in it; I know mine doesn’t. Besides, that really doesn’t look like it would hurt my bottom; maybe sting a little, but that would be about it. :)

    1. Lynn,

      I think the oar more than stings a bit, but it’s just like most other things…only as evil as the person wielding it. Oops, that’s me, isn’t it? (You’re all in serious trouble.~) oxox

    2. I think your naughty stick and Martinet are much more scary then the Oar!

    3. Hehehehe :) I’m thinking that would feel like a little tingle on my bottom :P

    1. Love it, Bogey! And we also love Valley of Fire, although it sounds like you had a *lot* more going on than we did.~~

  8. I got to make a confession that every time I go to a certain Swedish Furnature superstore I scan the aisles for implements that work as “home goods” and toys. It’s always fun to see the cashiers give me strange looks as I check out ;)

    Thanks for the great advice Ms. Kane

    1. KC,

      Sometimes the best spanking implements are the unintentional ones…and *that* store seems to be known for accidental finds of use to us.~~

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