Readers,
As you know, I regularly participate in the proceedings at Spanking Court, and am also a member of the staff at Sternwood Academy. You cannot possibly imagine the tedium of having to spank misbehaving girls, on their extremely bare bottoms, while they writhe and cry out in protest. Of all the careers I could’ve had, skills I could’ve mastered, I chose to become a professional spanker. Sigh…the heartbreak of it all. You must really pity me right now.
Recently, several of the inmates and attendees have been behaving improperly (go figure), and I’ve been enlisted yet again to help bring them to their senses. I will gladly welcome the day when all these reprobates learn their proper lessons and I never have to see a lovely little red bottom spread across a spanking bench or school desk again.
(All these encounters are now viewable in one place : MegaSpankings.com. My friends at A.S.S. have combined five spanking sites into one, and all the fun stuff we get up to is available there.)
A few examples of the hardships of my job:
More Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy, and lots of sarcasm.
Casey Calvert looks innocent – but she’s a VERY naughty inmate.
I have to strap her repeatedly. Sheesh.
…and an even naughtier schoolgirl! Here I am having to suffer the indignity of a wig,
AND spank her perfect bottom with my bare hand.
Here’s me, trudging through a horrible day: spanking Christy Cutie, Cali Katarina, and Casey Calvert.
Please feel free to offer your condolences in the comment box below.
– Dana
Visit my premium video, DVD, and products website at DanaKaneSpanks.com.
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AAAWWW…Poor Dana!” :)
What a dreadful job you have. How you get through your day is a wonder.
Today’s earthquake was brought to you by the en masse eye-roll over Dana Kane’s post. ;-)
If a day at Sternwood goes by without SOMEBODY getting into trouble it would be a miracle! But I swear, ever since the first time you got ahold of my left butt cheek it is tougher than my right one now! Thx, Dana ;-)
I saw a copy of this year’s Sternwood’s Senior Class exam up for sale on Ebay.
I don’t think you are really being truthful about this, but as you say someone has to keep these people in line. I don’t see much evidence of job dissatisfaction in your face. I will agree with your comments on the wig, why do you hide your lovely self cut hairstyle in some of these scenes?
Why aren’t these video’s on the members site?
Thanks for the comments, everyone! We have a LOT of fun with Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy.
Last commenter,
These scenes, as I stated clearly above, are available at megaspankings.com, not danakanespanks.com.
– Dana