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London, U.K., you say?



Indeed, I do.  March 26-31.


I am eagerly anticipating my first trip to the U.K. 


London holds many fascinations for me – the Houses of Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, The London eye (dare I?), dozens of glorious museums, and quite literally tons of fish and chips. I fully intend to immerse myself in tourism…minus the coordinated separates and fanny pack, thankyouverymuch…for approximately a day-and-a-half.


Past that, it’s all about the spankings. (I cannot wait to get my hands on you misbehaving British boys, with your seemingly-innate appreciation for all things corporal.) Yes, I admit that dreams of tightly-laced governess shoes dance in my head when I imagine my time in London.. 


I will pack many, many canes.


And paddles. And hairbrushes. And straps. And other evil little injustices, with which to ‘leave my mark’ on London, as it were.


Since this will be my maiden voyage, I am going to be grateful for any advice you Londoners (or travelers) may provide concerning domestic play locations, decent and affordable lodging, and navigation of the city. If you know of a particularly lovely lady with a nice playspace, please refer her to me. 
Likewise tips on great food and little-known sights.


– Dana

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7 Replies to “London, U.K., you say?”

  2. I’m sure my fellow Brits are as excited as I am about your trip to London, and we look forward to welcoming you. London has such a long tradition of flagellation/ discipline that I’m sure you’ll feel this is a good place to be.
    UKL

  3. Don’t miss the Tower and the British Museum! Not to mention the National Gallery, Hyde Park, Westminster, St. Paul’s, and if you have a strong stomach, the London Dungeon (no, it’s not a S&M studio, but a museum of the macabre).

    I’d wish you a Happy New Year, but it sounds like you already have one all mapped out!

    (and I look forward to a pic of you in laced Victorian governess shoes…)

  4. Hi Dana, There is such a lot more to the U.K. than London (and Fish & Chips) Obviously you are here for just a short time. If you like it, actually come for a holiday in early summer and visit the coastal areas of Suffolk and Norfolk. I guarantee you will love it. I’m sure other Brits will agree with me. Also I’m sure there will be plenty of them to put you up, and show you the delights of our beautiful country.
    London’s OK if you want to spend loads of money on over rated hotels, and get ripped off by over priced restaurants.
    Bad Fish & Chips is just about as bad as it gets. Strips of Dover Sole deep fried in a beer batter with real chips at the coast is just about as good as it gets! John xx

  5. A shopping trip to Harrods is a definite with a snack (1st floor deli) of a meat patsy; best meal I had in London (fantastic place to walk and walk)

  7. I’ll take all your public (and private) advice to heart, thank you all. Also, I’ll take my chances on the fish and chips…call it a spirit of culinary adventure.

    – Dana

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