…I really want this damn spanking bench, and I don’t think my CPA’s gonna let me write it off as a business expense. Anyone want to make my month?
Ms. Dana Kane – Professional Disciplinarian
"Hold still long enough and I'll spank you, too."
…I really want this damn spanking bench, and I don’t think my CPA’s gonna let me write it off as a business expense. Anyone want to make my month?
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Hi Dana. Am I too late? I logged on to Amazon to buy the Spanking Bench for you but there was no
“Add to Cart” button for the item. Shame. I would love to buy it for you.
Johnny,
It seems that there were a few folks who wanted to make my month – certainly it has nothing to do with wanting to be spanked on that bench (ha!) – so I do believe that the only current itch I’d had has been scratched.
With that said, thank you *enormously* for the thought and effort, m’dear. I’m grateful.
I win! Have fun putting that baby together. And just an FYI: I will never be going over that thing. Ever!
I love you Mama Bear!!
Kay,
Did you already buy that bench, missy? Superfast girl – you better email me so that I can stop others from following suit, or I’ll have a spanking bench showroom downstairs by this time next week..
WHERE TO SEND IT
Anonymous,
It appears as though the bench is already on it’s way. If not, I’ll be happy to provide the shipping address via email if necessary. However, I only need the one, so am trying to confirm before anyone else pulls out their debit cards. Thank you so much for the kind intentions.
Aloha Ms Kane
Well I would like to ask the group if anyone would like to help me put in for this for you or pwehaps if it is not your greatest want, “The nice lounger,???,” to add money to your account or Pay Pal Hugs Ma’am,
tanned,
Sweet boy, thank you. It seems as though someone’s beaten you to the punch (or the spank, I should say) and said bench should be arriving next week. I wonder where in the living room it’ll look best?..
Yes!
Sweet girl. oxxo
But BUTT I am open to the other Gifts on your Wish list as I said to put together a I Love Ms Dana Needs to Kane Fund that will help you get that Nice piece of lounging furnisher! just send to I love Ms Kane on your Pay Pal :-) I would have been happy to be the ben-Dover winner BUTT I guess just knowing you got your present and some lucky person got to win the first place is nice Hugs please let us know :-)
tanned,
Thank you, dear, but you’ve done quite enough. ox
Any where in the Living room where you are standing behind it with a Naughty bottom in front of you will look Awesome! ;-)
You need a better accountant. Tools of the trade can always be written off. Or does the IRS think you’re a guidance counselor or tutor?
Maybe you need to change your business to “personal trainer.” They get to use anything that can hold a body in position.
Great idea, Mike!
Wow, folks pounced on this quick! I’m so glad you’ll be the proud owner of the spanking bench of your dreams. If I didn’t live around too many corners, I’d offer to put it together for you.
Not a business expense???!!! Why in the name of all good sense wouldn’t it be a business expense??? Your CPA could use a spanking.
I think it’s going to look excellent beside the coffee table, Cautious!