‘Well, if you think that’s embarrassing’ is a fun spanking entry to the ‘Person, Place, and Thing’ Spring Break writing contest. Poor Andrew…
– Dana
Well, if you think that’s embarrassing.
Andrew and Heather had met at freshmen orientation and had been dating ever since. Heather was a sweet and lovely girl, slightly plump with large comforting breasts and a big-ish but well shaped bottom. She had long flowing blond hair and an adorable face that was almost always smiling. Andrew was very attracted to her and the sex was great. But Heather had a real knack for embarrassing him. She called him “poopsikins” and “silly buns” in front of his friends. Naturally, this resulted in Andrew getting endless teasing from his buddies. To make matters worse, Heather had informed Andrew that he would not be going to Fort Lauderdale with his friends. Instead, they would spend a romantic spring break together at nice little bread and breakfast. As Andrew sat driving in his 1960 Ford Galaxie, a beautiful convertible his father had given him when he when off to college, he thought back to his last night with his mates before spring break. “Dude, you are so whipped. While you’re stuck with the ball and chain were gona get shit faced and score some serious poontang,” Andrew remember them saying. Just then Andrew felt Heather gently stroke his thigh. He turned his head and looked at Heather. She was smiling and her long blond hair was blowing in the wind. “What’s on your mind, cutie pie?” Heather asked. “Um, nothing” Andrew replied.
Heather: “Slow down, sweetie, I see the B and B.”
Andrew: “OK, fine” (muttering)
Andrew parked the convertible, Heather grabbed Andrew’s hand and they walked together into the bed and breakfast. At the front desk of the bed and breakfast, there stood a beautifully woman with short dark hair. She was wearing a low cut blouse that showed off her lovely cleavage. Just inside the door to the B and B, Andrew let go of Heathers hand and began watching a baseball game on his I-phone. Heather walked up to the desk. “Hi, my name Heather, and that cutesypoo over by the door is my boyfriend Andrew,” Heather said proudly. “Hi there, my name is Dana, and I’m so glad you decided to stay with us. You make such a lovely couple.” Dana replied.
Heather: “thanks!”
Heather (looking at Andrew): “Come on hunny bunny, get your cute little caboose over here and say hi to the nice lady.”
Andrew reluctantly walked to the desk.
Andrew: “Hay, what’s up? (muttering)”
Dana: “Nice to meet you Andrew.”
Heather: “So Dana, do you know what I like do to cute little buns? I like to ssshhhhmack ummm!”
(Heather gives Andrew a playful smack on his bottom)
Andrew: “Stop it. This is embarrassing.”
Heather: “Is it? (Heather gives Andrew another smack on his bottom) Well, sweetie, you better get used to it because I LIKE to embarrass you. And if you think getting smacked on the bottom is embarrassing just wait until I SPANK your BARE BOTTOM in front of my new friend!”
Andrew: “What!?”
Heather: “You heard what I said, now change into your birthday suit this instant.”
(Andrew hesitated only for a second. He never could say no to Heather. Andrew obediently removed all his clothes.)
Dana: “Aw, doesn’t he just have the cutest little cup cakes.”
Heather: “O I know, and now for some red frosting!”
(Heather and Dana both laugh.)
Heather (sitting down on a nearby chair): “Get your bottom over my knee.”
(Andrew did as he was told.)
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(Despite how sweet she was, Heather had no problem giving a hard spanking. Andrew’s little bottom was now bright red.)
Dana: “That looks like fun.”
Heather: “Want to give it a try?”
Dana: “Sure”
Heather: “Do you need any instructions?”
Dana “No, I think I can handle it (winks).”
Heather: “OK sweet heart, I want you to go over to Dana and very nicely ask her to please spank your bare bottom.”
Andrew: “Dana, would you please spank my bare bottom.”
Dana: “Sure hunny, you know what to do.”
(Andrew positioned his bottom over Dana’s knees.)
Dana: “You know Andrew, you are very lucky to have an affectionate girlfriend that cares enough about you to spank you.”
Andrew: “Yes, I know.”
Dana “Now after each spank, I want you to repeat ‘Heather can smack my bottom any time she wants. Heather can spank my bottom any time she wants.’”
Andrew: “Yes, ma’am.”
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Dana: “Now go over to Heather, apologize and thank her for spanking your bare bottom.”
Andrew: “I’m sorry for being a brat. Thank you for spanking my bare bottom. I know I deserved it.”
Heather: “Aaaaaawwww (Heather gently rubs Andrew’s red bottom.)”
Heather: “Now thank Dana for spanking you.”
Andrew: “Thank you Dana for spanking my bare bottom. I know I deserved it.”
Dana: “Anytime sweetie.”
(Dana rubs Andrew’s left cheek while Heather rubs his right cheek.)
Heather: “Now go stand in the corner. I want your witle red tushy on display while Dana and I get to know each other.”
(Heather gives Andrew a playful smack on the bottom)
Andrew: “Thank you for smacking my bottom.”
Dana: “He’s learning!”
(Heather and Dana both laugh.)
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