Sung to the tune of ‘When I’m Sixty-Four’ by the Beatles, this ‘song’ tickles me to no end for it’s fun style and thoughtful rhyming. Many thanks to the songwriter for his entry in the ‘My Birthday Spanking’ Story Contest.
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Stairlift is broken, zimmer frame too
Many years from now
Will you still be sending us for corner time
Birthday spankings, hearing us whine
If you have spanked us, over your knee
Will we ask for more
Smacks they are slowing, but bottoms still glowing.
When your sixty four
You’ll be older soon,
And if you say the word,
We will thank you too..
Keeping the paddle, handy to see
No holes barred and Cane
You can make us shiver almost any time
Tell us when we step out of line
Sitting at dinner, wiggling around
Coz our butts are sore
Joints they are creaking
Its Advil your seeking
When your sixty four.
Looking at wheelchairs, feeling the cold
Sitting by the fire
Memories of spankings past, forever on line
Making sure we get home on time
Have a great birthday, presents galore
You should ask for more
Will you still meet us,
remember to beat us.
When your sixty four..
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This would have been hilarious – if I hadn’t already been sixty-four! Sixty-five if you’re counting to the nearest.
Wickedly amusing – thank you, Lady Dana – I can always find something here to keep me entertained!
This is brilliant – very cleverly done. I love how in some lines the writer has just changed a word or two to fit this new & far more interesting theme. And hey, the desire for spanking doesn’t stop when you get to sixty-four – believe me!
UKL