15 Replies to “Fireworks (Free F/m video!)”

    1. KC,
      Thanks hon, we like to have a little fun while the VBB gives blood..

    1. BT,
      Growing up in Texas, all our teachers had a *hand* in our educations…or a paddle.

  3. I was in actual hysterics watching this video. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. But,

    1. It turns out I know nothing of American History, so I’m just gonna stay in Canada ’cause those canes are scary and I never want to play that game.
    2. Where in the world have you been, Ms. Kane, while I’ve been studying for things my whole life? I would have had top marks in everything with a study plan like this.
    3. I learned that the pilgrims came to America to see what was on the other side of the road…The VBB is as funny as he is tough.
    4. With a swing like that, I think you could literally break me in half. Or be a top contender for the MLB Home Run Derby. Or both.

    1. Alyssa,
      I wouldn’t have gotten some of them, myself. The VBB is really *up* on his civics!

  4. Absolutely FANTASTIC!
    This on has certainly made my mind up – that If I ever Get to your part of America – I DEFINITELY will be coming to see you! Because I want to receive something similar from you – NOT punishment, but Severe Fun All the way! (And YES, I DO like it that hard!)
    I LOVE your “Blogs” and your Videos,,,,,,
    Jack x.

  5. Everyone,

    I LOVE that, considering I flubbed the words to the Pledge of Allegiance, you’ve all written me *many* times to tell me that it was in fact Bill PULLMAN, not Paxton, in Independence Day. ~~~ (He wouldn’t have gotten it right anyway.) oxxo

  6. VBB, you are a bad-ass, in more than one way!! Nothing but RESPECT, dude. Enjoyed watching you and Dana play together, as always :) Hysterically fun video.

  7. “Technically,” the American colonists declared independence from the United Kingdom–“Great Britain” is simply the geographic term for the largest island in the British Isles, I believe, although it and just “Britain” are informally used to describe the U.K.

    Actually, there *is* a formal constitutional limitation on presidential term of office (two full terms), the 22nd Amendment (ratified in 1951)–before that, there was merely the historic precedent of a U.S. president serving only two terms, established by George Washington but ignored by Franklin Delano Roosevelt (elected to four presidential terms) in the early ’40s.

    Since the Declaration of Independence was about Americans breaking away from the British Empire, the use of the canes in ‘tribute’ to the mother country struck me as somewhat incogruous.

    Still, I loved the paddling action, I was very envious of that ridiculously-attired spankee while you, Ms. Kane, were walloping his bare behind with the blistering hardwood–terrific swats!

    Perhaps I’ll convince my darling wife to play the “asshat game” with me sometime, it looked like awesome fun–for you and the paddling recipient.

    This is an amusing and enjoyable albeit somewhat strange video… –C.K.

    1. CK,
      There’s nothing I love more than a know-it-all who sucks the fun out of something by pointing out ‘incongruities’ and brands my free entertainment as ‘strange’.

      Oh wait…

  8. I only got the year of ratification for the 27th Amendment wrong so this wouldn’t have been a good test for me. Of course, the pressure of having Dana standing behind me with a paddle would have turned my mind to mush and I probably would have given outrageously wrong answers. By the way, Andrew Johnson, not Jackson, was the other impeached President, and George Bush was President in 92 for ratification of the 27th Amendment.

    1. Raymond,

      YOUR test will be on the study of yoga – it’s positions, tenets, and benefits. I think you’ll pass…

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