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Extended Drumroll and semi-lame excuses

 

Everyone,

 

I know the blog’s been a bit content light of late, and I also know that some of you are waiting a bit longer for email replies, too. The reason I know these things is obvious : they’re my responsibilities, and I’m running a *teensy weensy* bit behind.

Between random minor illness, an enormous workload (a bit more on that in a second), and a continuing inability to clone myself, I find myself with less time – which is strange because I know for a fact that there are still 24 hours in every single day. Anyway, the point is that I’m working on it all; I’ll get that inbox cleared soon (and then it’ll likely fill right up again) and think of something spank-witty to say here as well. In the meantime, please exercise your patience muscles and, if at all possible, refrain from writing an email or two to express your sympathy at my behind-ed-ness…I promise you it will not help. ~

 

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One of the reasons I’ve been so busy is that I have a really cool/awesome announcement to make soon, which I think is going to be equally as fun/cool for you to read – and within the next week or so I’ll be posting it here, so stay tuned for the upcoming awesome arrival.

So, please feel free to spend a little time re-watching a couple dozen free videos, re-reading a few hundred spanking stories, and generally poking around the blog- there’s bound to be something you haven’t seen yet, right?

 

Behind-ed-ly yours,

–  Dana

 

15 Replies to “Extended Drumroll and semi-lame excuses”

  1. So if I sent you 6 or 7 emails to cover most of the days of the week and they included nothing more than just “HI” or “HEY”-in the subject line with nothing else whatsoever in the body of the email-just like the lame ass ones I used to get when I belonged to other fetish sites-is there a likelihood that would ANNOY you?! :)

    1. Kelly,
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate your backside. ~~
      oxxo

    1. Well, seeing that you’re Anonymous ….nothing. Can’t spank the wind, sugar.

  3. SPOILER ALART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MS. DANA’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILER ALART

    Dear Ms. Dana,

    I am so very proud of you! I know this was a long and difficult decision for you to make. I can only imagine the long sleepless nights you must have endured to come to this major announcement. I knew over time you would come to this decision as it is the only decision that a wise and compassionate person could come to. It takes an enormous amount of courage to not only come to this decision, but even more courage to make such a public announcement about it. I have always known you were a very special person, but this BIG announcment truly demonstrates just how special a person you truly are. This is why you will always be the only dischaplnarian for me! I eagerly await the official announcement that you have finally decided to rid yourself of all your Delrin implements, the Delrin bonfire that you are planning will be the greatest bonfire ever in the history of all bonfires. The WW has agreed to donate all of her Delrin implements to your great and glorious bonfire. This is a great moment of all spanko’s in the world and your willingness to lead the spanking world in riding the world of all Delrin implements is beyond praise.

    WAY TO GO DANA!!!!!!!!!!

    1. You are SUCH a smartass, my VBB…which is one of the reasons I love you so much.

      (You know that Delrin never breaks, or degrades, or gets any less painful, right?)

    2. …and they are all probably flame/fire retardant too – except for the small fact that they light all butts on fire!! I’m with you VBB, the word ‘Delrin’ scares the hell out of me, and I like you, don’t scare that damn easily. Have a ‘roasty-toasty’ day!

    3. Stacy,

      Don’t let the VBB fool you – he LOVES that Delrin! It’s his all-time favorite, which is why he ‘pretends’ to hate it so much.
      Also, he’s a Stone Cold Brat who’s likely to try and draw others into some badness every chance he gets…you’ve been warned. (oxxo)

    4. Well Ms. Dana,

      I have been diligently attempting to work on my ‘bratting’ skills. But alas, my sweetness seems to over ride my attempts most of the time ;)

      Please don’t forget to relax amongst the crazy workload.

      Hugs!! (6 weeks…)

    5. Relax – hahaa!That’s a good one, Stacy. I’ll relax next year. oxxo

    6. ahh my not so secret goal is to be in this category in your eyes,dear Dana .. and I am just three letters away from attaining this “smart ass “status!! Already got the trailing “ING” down (no small thanks to you) now if I can just achieve the shortened version…

  4. Really, semi-lame excuses? Here I was thinking “semi-lame” excuses are reasons for spankings of the painful kind. Is Ms. Dana Kane wanting/needing another spanking? You know, those are nice and yummy too! :)

    1. Lynn,
      Oh, hellno! I don’t have time to hold still long enough.~ (oxxo – will catch up soon.)

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