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If there ever was a time to Mind Your Manners..

 

This is it.

Ms. Kane’s temper is running short, so any instances of:

– unnecessary smart-ass-ed-ness
– jealous/obsessive behavior
– offering to SPANK me
– or otherwise annoying the bejeezus out of me

will result in:

– expulsion.
 

Class dismissed.

 

27 Replies to “If there ever was a time to Mind Your Manners..”

  2. I know I walk that fine line of necessary/unnecessary a little crooked. But it’s only to provide “cause” if we ever meet :) Anyway, I’ll try (try!) to be on my best behavior. I was never…expelled…during school.

    Hope your teeth and technology are recovering!

    1. BT,

      You’ve been nothing but a gentleman, dear, and I’m feeling much better, thank you.

  3. (… tiptoeing on eggs while very self aware): does the warming include postulating on electrical power management equipment… ?!

    1. Hmm…let me see…

      Kidding, Florin. You’re in no trouble, dear, except that I may require you to come here and handle all my tech in exchange for multiple spankings.

    2. Thank you, gladly.
      Let’s see… such arrangement would make it some kind of a power exchange, then…

    4. I find the power exchange exchange to be quite shocking!! ok ok hyperbole on my part.. more like electrifying ( sorry I am hard wired when it comes to making atrocious puns)

    5. Phil,

      Those puns are going to get you into even more trouble, young man. Remember the soap?..

  4. (Cautiously and meekly) I didn’t do it, did I?

    Is it okay to feel a little jealous as long as I don’t let you know about it? OOPS!!!!!

  5. I tried to buy the Anonymous Confessions book-was told it went through an Amazon order-yet the status still shows PENDING.
    No kidding…When I clicked onto the Kindle icon on my desktop it showed 3 stored books..as in Pride And Prejudice, Aesop’s Fables and Treasure Island…I never even attempted to download those 3. Between lack of patience and being Kindle-illiterate I’ll have to try again some other time.

    1. Kelly,

      That’s odd…maybe email Amazon’s Kindle support dept?

    2. Kelly I have a similar Kindle account and those three books come free with the account..I would guess that you still don’t have the download you wanted.

    3. No Phil. The book finally downloaded. But when I clicked to open it I kept getting an error message to “try again.”

  6. Man o man who doesn’t have these periods in their life?! Sorry for the sucktastic days. Have you considered a cheesecake. Or maybe a Xanax? I used to prefer cheesecake but then I joined the weight watchers so these days Xanax it is ;-)

    I would offer to tell you a joke to make you laugh, but I only know one and I screw up the delivery every time.

    1. Just AJ,

      How about xanax cheesecake? It could be the newest sensation..

    2. OMG! I would never leave my house. Actually I would never get off the sofa. That would result in an unannounced surprise visit from the dominates. That would suck. That would suck even more if my house wasn’t at least somewhat tidy.

    3. Just AJ,

      Expulsion would suck, wouldn’t it? That’s why we should all be on our very best behavior.

    4. Yes, of course. But I am always on my best behavior. Kind of. For the most part. My other name is so accurate GoodBoyAJ .

      Hmmm all of a sudden I feel a bit like Pinocchio.

      aj

  7. Boy, am I glad I am not one of the miscreants. Since I have been out of touch for awhile, I know I am a complete angel. Hehehe. I am glad you are feeling better, Dana.

    1. Anna,

      Having been out of touch for a while makes you a miscreant, too, don’t you think?..

      oxxo

    2. Um, no, ma’am, I do not think so because I have a very good excuse (please see email from yesterday). I am thinking you have not read it yet, Dana.

    3. Runnin’ behind Anna…will catch up with you soon sweetness. oxxo

    1. Mike,

      Looks like you’re just going to have to have a spanking to make up for it, then, doesn’t it?..

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