Spanko Distractions : Word Search!

 

Everyone,

Here’s a fun new Spanko Distraction word search – all about the Language of Spanking.

 

Word List

naughty          bottom          discipline          brat

spanko          otk          subspace          accountability

panties          arnica          community          safe

domestic          consensual          dropseat          top

sane          aftercare          roleplay          switch

newbie          strict          warmup          punishment

limits          corporal

 

 

Search Area

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Have fun!

–  Dana

 

PS. Either print the word search and do it the old fashioned way – or save the Search Area image above and open it in your photo editor to use the highlighter tool on your computer. (And yes, I made it extra hard by setting all the letters to lowercase. You know you deserve it.)

 

Tattle on yourself : Anonymous Spankworthy Deeds GAME

 Updated 12/21 : Due to overwhelming naughtiness, no more confessions will be accepted. We’ll revisit this game soon!

Readers,

I thought it would be fun to give you all the chance to ‘tattle on yourselves’ – tell me (and everyone else reading) what you’ve done to earn a spanking.

Maybe there’s something from thirty years ago that you still feel guilty about, or maybe it’s something you just did last night, but everyone’s done something that deserves being taken over the knee for a sound disciplinary spanking. I’d love to know what YOU have done…

…so let’s make it even more fun. Leave your ‘confession’ anonymously in the comments section, so that even I won’t know who you are, and you’ll be free to really tell the truth. Maybe it’ll even make you feel better to tattle on yourself a bit.

Then I’ll reply with your ‘sentence’ – what I consider the appropriate disciplinary action based on your confession. For example, if you stole a piece of bubble gum fifteen years ago, you’d likely be sentenced to a stern talking-to about the evils of stealing and a short but sharp OTK hand spanking. If, on the other hand, you committed grand theft auto yesterday,  your sentence would likely be 100 judicial cane strokes while fully bound.

Sounds fun, right? (Considering that you don’t have to endure an ACTUAL punishment, you can even act all tough and pretend that your sentence is ‘no big deal’, as I *know* some of you will.)

 

Alright, boys and girls, this one time…it’s Okay to Tattle, on yourself….

My maternal grandmother had this same paddle hanging on a nail on the wall, within arm's reach, behind her recliner.
My maternal grandmother had this same paddle hanging on a nail on the wall, within arm’s reach, behind her recliner. Being the absolute innocent angel I was (and am), I have nothing to confess.

 

–  Dana

 

* Before you get started, keep in mind that I will not publish any comment containing filthy language. Seriously. Stop it.

** Also, don’t email me privately to make your confession. If you can’t tattle on yourself publicly (albeit anonymously), then you don’t get to play.

*** Finally, please remember that this is a GAME – it’s not real life. My comments are meant to be taken with a grain of salt. Don’t go getting your ass on your shoulders.

Spanko Distractions : Coming Soon PUZZLER

Everyone,

I found this fun little program which allows you to upload a photo and turn it into a virtual jigsaw puzzle and thought it’d be a new and interesting pain-in-the-spanko-tushie way to sneak preview upcoming spanking videos.

Tell me what you think?…

– Dana

P.S. There’s a fun little timer attached, so see just how quickly you can get it put together. If you’re proud of your time, post it in the comments area – but no cheating!

 

Spanko Distractions #7 : Turn in Your Homework

Tons of stuff to do? Busy up to your eyeballs? Don’t know what to do first?

Here’s your answer : another Spanko Distraction.

You’re late for school; the teacher has already told you that there would be ‘severe consequences’ if your homework wasn’t turned in, on time, at the beginning of class. You have exactly FIVE MINUTES to turn in your homework or suffer the wrath of the meanest teacher ever.

Go!

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Spanko Distractions #5 : Reasons for a Spanking Wordsearch

Readers,

Here’s the fifth installment of wasting your time, spanko style…enjoy!

–  Dana

 

Word Search #2 : Reasons for a Spanking

 

 

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accountability

punishment

bratting

reinforcement
discipline

ritual
foreplay

roleplay
fun

rule breaking
impromptu

Spencer Plan
maintenance

therapeutic

misbehavior

Spanko Distractions : Crossword Puzzle #2

** READERS, I AM AWARE THAT THIS DISTRACTION IS WONKY. IT LOST IT’S SHAPE IN THE BLOG MOVE (BLAME GOOGLE/BLOGGER) AND I’LL TRY TO GET IT EDITED AND REPOSTED ASAP.  –  DANA  ***
Spanko Distractions : Crossword Puzzle #2
 
Here’s another fun, spanko-themed crossword puzzle – as if any of us needed something else to keep us from doing what we’re “supposed” to be doing right now. Alas…we are what we are. Enjoy~
 
–  Dana
Noteworthy Spanko Ladies
(There are many, MANY more.)

 1 2 3   4            5  6              7  8       9          10 11        12                             13                   14              15
ACROSS
6 Stand Corrected Editor
9 CHoS makes us all laugh.
12 Therapist-Author-Spanker
13 This Brit is part heaven, part hell.
14 They ALL enjoy CP.
15 Hot Redhead Video Switch
DOWN
1 She Assumes the Position.
2 Hardest Hand Spanking
3 Recently voted one of the best spanko blogs.
4 A ‘sweet-smelling’ author
5 Delco Spanko Founder
7 Has a Wicked Stepmother
8 She’s more than a 9.
10 She keeps Minneapolis in line.
11 90’s Video Blonde Bombshell
And here’s one game gal’s finished Distraction #2 puzzle: 
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(This was a great idea, as she collected a screengrab of the puzzle then imported it into her paint/draw program. Voila! Interactive online puzzle!)
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Spanko Distractions : Word Search #1

 
 

Readers,
 

 
 

As none of you sent hate mail following the first Distraction, I’m going to interpret that as a sign of positivity.  Here’s a fun easy word search, featuring many Implements of Spanking. You’ll find the word list below the puzzle.
 

 
 

Enjoy!  
 

 
 

  –  Dana
 

 

 

 

WordSearch1
 

BELT                    BIRCH               CANE               CROP               DELRIN               FLOGGER
 

 
 

HAIRBRUSH      HAND                LEXAN            MARTINET     NETTLE              PADDLE
 

 
 

RULER                 SLIPPER            SPOON           STRAP              STROP                 TAWSE
 

 
 

WHIP                    WILLOW
 

 

 

 

 

**  Take a minute and let me know what you think of these little puzzles/games, as they’ll be a regular addition to the blog if you like them.
 

 

 

 

 

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Spanko Distractions: Crossword Puzzle #1


Readers,

As promised, here’s the first go at ‘Distractions’. I found a fun crossword-making program so the whole endeavor didn’t take more than an hour. If you have fun with this, I’ll make more.

(Note: I’d print it if I were you. Dry erase on your keyboard may be a problem.)

–  Dana

 

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Afterthought:  It may be fun to post photos of some finished puzzles, so if you decide to give it a whirl email me a picture of your work, at danakanespanks@gmail.com.

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More Contests, and New Distractions


Readers,

Since I’ve started this blog, I’ve given all kinds of things away. DVDs, lots of spankings, implements, and now site memberships. Some contests garner more participation than others, the story writing contests usually being the most popular.

The writing contests will continue, and I’ll try and find other amusing ways to give things away, but I’ve also decided to start posting up games, puzzles, and other fun things which I’ll call ‘Spanko Distractions’. The surveys will be in this category, too, and I have several ideas for ways to waste your time, simply for the hell of it. The first Distraction is coming in just a few days!


Thank you all for your continued input and participation in the blog and all the things we get up to here. I hope you’re still having as much fun as I am.

–  Dana

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