Readers,
I had to share something hilarious with you – an email I received recently from our Very Bad Boy. The title of the email was something like “RIP our favorite spanking implement”, and inside was this photo, of their beloved antique store find brush:
The VBB and his Wonderful Wife have kids, but none of them is teething – so I knew this had to be the work of one of the family pooches. By process of elimination, it’s obvious that their handsome boy Maxwell is responsible, since one of the other two is tiny and old, and the other is a trained service dog.
This is Maxwell:
Maxwell is one of the handsomest boys you’ll see all week – but he’s also a service dog training flunkie. He loves his dad endlessly but couldn’t get the hang of the whole training thing, so now it’s his job to be Maxwell – the dog who eats spanking brushes.
He will be the new hero of spanking bottoms everywhere! Folks will want to borrow Maxwell, just so he can chew up their most-loved/hated paddles, brushes, canes, and straps. I think that this could be a great career for Maxwell, as I’m VERY certain that there are a few things My Bottom’s Bottom would love to have ‘disappear’.
Below, a photo re-enactment of the crime:
Way to go, Maxwell! Now your mom gets to buy MORE!
Such a cute but mischievous puppy… I wonder who he reminds me of ?
Hi Dana…well done Maxwell!!…we had a family fog when married who happened to get into the bedroom one day and chew wifes slippers and sandals…4 pairs in total…donto know who was more upset…me or my wife lol..didn’t take long to replace mind you…x
Dana, I think Maxwell should spend the weekend with you…! What fun he would have! Eric
Isn’t he just the cutest? Eric and Ben, I think that every spanko household should have at least one Maxwell…
don’t you agree, Isabella?
Yes, I agree. Everyone should have at least 1 Maxwell. If I could just get him to bring me a paddle while I have TheVbb over my lap, that would make up for him chewing the hairbrush.
I wouldn’t blame the poor dog – I would steal the hairbrush myself and own up to it!!!
Speaking of paddles…did you ever find “Dana’s attitude adjuster”? Maxwell somehow came to Vegas and chewed it up and I had to hide it bc I didn’t want him to get in trouble! I did it for Maxwell’s own good. Really and truly! Right Mawell? Riiiight!
PeeJay, I doubt that even the VBB could put those kinds of teethmarks in a brush.