As if you don’t all know entirely too much about me already:
1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Randomly, I’m going to say Penn and Teller. They seem like nice, funny guys.
2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
If I blame anyone but myself for my mood on any given day, I am shirking responsibility.
3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes. I don’t recommend it.
4. What should we do w/ stupid people??
If they’re just ignorant, then we educate them. Once they’re no longer ignorant, if they still choose to be stupid, then we just ignore them and hope they go away, I guess.
5. How long do you think you will live?
By my estimation, I will live to be 142 years old. That’s because, no matter how old I am, I always plan on living another hundred years. Ask me again next year for the updated estimate.
6. What was the first thing you did this morning?
I do the same ‘first thing’ every morning: wrestle my fat little dog out of my bed for his morning walk. Neither of us is ever overly enthused.
7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?
It’s beige, and I hate it. I hate all carpet, of all colors, because I own cats.
9. Last person you went out to dinner with?
I honestly cannot remember the last time I went ‘out’ for dinner. Lunch, all the time; dinner, not so much.
10. Are you spoiled?
Sure. But not in that “gotta have a Birkin bag” kind of way.
11.Do you drink lots of water?
Yes. There is exactly one gallon of water in each pitcher of iced tea I consume.
12. What toothpaste do you use?
The one in the tube.
13. How do you vent your anger?
Heh…
14. The last compliment you received?
My cat gave me the universal kitty ‘thumbs up’ this morning – a headbutt.
15. What are you doing this weekend?
I will spend this weekend the same way I spend every weekend – thinking about, writing about, filming, and giving spankings!
16 When was the last time you threw up?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is gross.
17. Is your best friend a virgin?
Pffft!
18. What theme does your room have?
Theme? Who has a theme anymore?
19. When was the last time you were at a party?
Boardwalk Badness 2013.
20. Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?
Neither.
21. Would you ever join the military?
Nope. I don’t do well with authority. ~~
22. The last website you visited?
I’m here now..
23. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Do the photos the dental technician took last week count?..
25. Last person you went to the movies with?
I saw the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie with one of my ‘little’ boys last fall. It was very loud.
26. What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
I have no idea whatsoever.
27. Number of layers on your bed?
Do cats count?
28. Is anything alive in your room?
See above (plus one fat dog).
29. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Never, ever go back. You’ve been there already. Onward!
30. What are you looking forward to right now?
Everything.
HI Dana, This was fun to read I like 2,4,29, and 30 the best.
Have a good day
Chris
Thanks Chris, and you do the same.~
I disagree – you do fine with authority. As long as it’s yours…laughing.
If the bedtime story thing doesn’t work out, you should start Dana Kane Boot Camp. For all of us that the doctor thinks should lose a pound or two. Early morning uninspired workouts with the Sarge…snort.
BT,
Touché..
I’ve fantasized about having a spanking summer camp for years now. Maybe one day it’ll happen – when I get about three assistants to help me with all the details (which should happen about five minutes til never).~~
You got the universal kitty ‘thumbs up’ ?! aww how precious :)
TUS or not – always enjoyable to see your posts….love all the pics of animals esp (including Daffy) and seeing good ol’ private Benjamin – remembering all the mischief she caused:).
As for #15 have a good one :)
Thanks Lei,
As much as we all love to talk about spanking, some days – like any other subject – there’s just not that much to say about it. That’s when you’re all subjected to this stuff.
If I was to be tied to some one I want it to be me to a bench with Miss Chris and Ms Kane in the room!
I know who’s to blame for my problems
yes
We just need to not be one of them
Forever
Played on the Net
Hardwood floors
No #8 or #24
My Wife
Does Beer count?
In a tube also
I Umm! Well tend to take it out on those around me :”(
In Kona at Live Burn on Tuesday
This goes with #1 and #26
No
Plain
Shadowlane
Niether
yes
yours
Yesterday while Whale watching with Susi
there is no #8 or #24
None
This would be Tied up with Ms Kane and Miss Chris in the room with #15 Holy Terrors “Happy Birthday”
Good Question
Yes but no Dog
always move ahead yesterday is gone Tomorrow well take care of its self then
That Good Boy Spanking! ,”Vacation’s” California and Nevada to see friends,St Louis to Visit Family and :”> Miss Chris just before returning home, and Washington and Oregon the end of Summer!
Well my goodness, tannedbottom, now you’ve got me with two tabs open so I can see your answers along with the actual post. Making me work this early in the morning will probably get you spanked…
Hello Ma’am,
Omg…too funny!! After the sessions I had with you this last week…this all makes such perfect sense now…lol. Thanks for all the visual aids, Dana. They are now etched in my brain…something else we’ll have to work on getting out of there, I suppose…lol. Cheers ~
It’s always a good idea to keep things ‘light’, don’t you agree Stacy?… (Well, except spankings of course.)
…oh, Yes ma’am of course – I agree!!
DD,
Look I really hate to put the squeeze on you butt what type of toothpaste DO you use? Hope you don’t brush off this question even if you think it “bites”.
Phil,
It’s Luxe something. Blue tube. I’m not married to it.
My favorites are #2 and #28. I still can’t stop laughing at I think Buddy is it? Lying on his back with his teeth showing. Dogs are lucky. They don’t have much of any responsibilities. Or do they?
Kay,
In all honesty, that’s not Buddy. It’s a google image I found of a dog that just happens to be exactly as fat and lazy as mine, since I couldn’t get him to sit still for a new photo. (Neither are those my cats in the above photo, as they’d never all lie that close together unless there’s food involved.) oxxo
The zebra riding the giraffe made me laugh out loud.
Nothing wrong with a few (or 30) fun facts!
Me too, Alyssa, every time I look at that picture I crack up.
I find it quite reassuring that someone else is as nuts about their cats as I am about my cat. I only have 1 but she is almost 23. Her name is Sophie but I call her Sophie the WonderCat because it is a wonder she is still alive.
I like when you do these things because so many people out there believe their own press and put themselves on a pedestal. This keeps it real.
Just AJ,
Sounds to me like Sophie’s been very well taken care of!
I’ve been the crazy cat lady my entire life – happily – and the crazy dog lady, too. Critters are awesome, aren’t they?
Thanks, and stay tuned for more ridiculousness.~
Someone mentioned enjoying the Daffy Duck picture among the visual aids Dana provided (rumor has it that he is not as crazy as he is quacked up to be…yes another fowl pun from me, DD ( Not Daffy Duck but Dear Dana)) butt I digress…. my duck hero always has been “the Donald”…frankly I would never have the courage/chutzpah to go on a date wearing only a shirt as he does with Daisy. Give it up for Donald Duck!.
(.and yes, dear reader, I have WAY too much time on my hands!)
Maybe someone should take a ruler to those hands, Phil. oxxo
Maybe “someone” should become a nun before they take a ruler to these idle hands?? hmmmm? …notice I do not make that request for my bottom (as if that would have any effect) Still think I suck up? xoxoxo Phil
Ha! Love this! Don’t you just love Jimmy Fallon’s “EW!” I catch myself imitating that more often than I care to admit.
Kitties rule. But Penn and Teller, seriously? Tied to THEM for 24 hours? I had an anxiety attack just imagining that. :-)
Erica,
Ha! I figured that way I’d be assured that at least one of them would be quiet the whole time. ~
oxox