Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy DVDs now available!

 

While it’ll take quite some time for us to share all the butt-kicking footage from Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy in the download studios, there’s no need to wait to see many of the scenes, as I’ve finally managed to add the DVDs to DanaKaneSpanks.com DVD store.

All three volumes of Sternwood Academy are available, along with the (specially priced!) original Spanking Court DVD, which includes yours truly taken to task for….something I probably disagreed with.

To see them all, have a click HERE.

 

 

A season of loss

 

Everyone,

I’m posting this without thinking, without editing, and without wiping my eyes. Life has dealt us another blow, in the form of another too-early ending, and I am again left with the opportunity to share with the world the story of a great and wonderful friend.

This morning I opened my email to find, at the very top, an email address I’ve come to associate with all things sweet and soft – from my friend Remo. We’ve known one another for about four years, and played together many times, sharing lots of laughs and play stories along the way. We’ve also spent a fair amount of time talking about life, love, and loss, and have in the intervening years learned a lot about one another.

Remo’s told me about his family, his upbringing, his stellar career, and, most recently and wonderfully, his newfound love. Never once have I seen, spoken to, or emailed with him that he wasn’t optimistic and smiling, ready to enjoy life (and his peccadillos) to the fullest. A big man with an even bigger heart, Remo’s hugs have been some of my favorites.

Unfortunately the email wasn’t from Remo. It was from a loved one who’d been kind enough to send a short email letting me know that he’d passed away a few days ago. I guess it was easy to find my email address, as we’d been in the middle of an email conversation and I’d written him just a couple days ago. As his replies were always timely, I now know why this one wasn’t.

I know that I am not alone when I tell you that this man will be missed, and I know that the others among us who were lucky enough to know him are grieving today, too. (If you knew Remo and are reading this, you have my deepest condolences and love.)

This shouldn’t need repeating, but just in case : Life is beautiful. Live it.

 

–  Dana

 

Soft kitty, warm kitty,

little ball of fur.

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,

purr purr purr.

 

 

Here I go letting my opinion show again : #PayForYourPorn

Everyone,

This is going to be another of those posts where I give my opinion on some things. Let me be very clear : These are (as always) simply my thoughts; they’re not meant to try and change anyone’s mind, nor to chastise, call out, or begrudge anyone else’s. We’re all entitled to death, taxes, and the opportunity to piss people off on the internet, right?

Good.

“Pay for your porn”, or, if you’re a Twitter-er-er, #payforyourporn, is a pretty common saying lately among producers, performers, and fans. If you’re not up-to-date on the concept, it’s where folks who make money off adult material (and those who care about them) try to convince the general public not to watch stuff they haven’t paid for. Internet piracy, doncha know.

None of us likes internet piracy – we’re not supposed to, as producers, like it when folks take our stuff without paying. Just like if someone steals peppermint candies from the guy who owns the corner market, that guy’s not thrilled. You can’t blame him. He did, after all, pay for the space, manpower, and goods needed to provide people the opportunity the convenience of buying from him the things they want/need. As a business owner, he’d be a little dumb to encourage shoplifting. He’s also not just dealing in peppermints; he’s providing a valuable service to his community, thereby (hopefully) fostering a sense of goodwill amongst his customers via good customer service, selection, and value.

I think it’s very admirable that folks involved in the adult industry have taken an active interest in unauthorized sharing of their products. I also think that the #payforyourporn ‘movement’ is an enormous waste of both physical and psychic energy on the part of every single person who takes the time to try and convince the general public that they should not take advantage of something so easily and obviously-acceptably accessible (free stuff).

No, I’m not saying it’s okay to steal/distribute other people’s stuff. Naturally, I’m as irritated as the next person when I see that someone’s come into my store, stolen a bunch of peppermints, and has set up on the next corner giving them away for free to passersby. (We’ll talk more some other time about all the ways that the guy who stole the peppermints can actually make lots of money giving them away for ‘free’…but that’s another conversation.) What I AM saying is this: if we producers, performers, and friends spent half as much time protecting our content as we do railing against those who stumble across it on a million-billion different websites every day, we’d probably all be in a much better mood. Proactivity, rather than preaching.

Example : One Monday morning, the guy who owns the corner market suddenly decides that, since a few people have been snitching his peppermints, he’s going to hold all his customers (and potential customers) personally responsible for those thefts. He’s going to start giving stink eye to everyone who makes his front doorbell ring; he’s going to start charging  more for other items to make up for the loss of the peppermint income; and, finally, he’s going to post a big giant sign on the front of his shop that reads, “I know you’re all a bunch of dirty, no good thieves, and I’m watching you.”

No.

Well, maybe. But I’d walk right past that store to the one with the sign that says “Welcome”, wouldn’t you?

It’s not the consumer’s problem that folks are stealing our stuff, and it’s not the consumer’s job to police it, either. Walmart doesn’t ask you to take part in their Loss Prevention, do they? No. They say, “Come on in and fill up your basket with some made-in-china-cheap-crap, and come back soon!”, which is exactly what their shoppers want to hear. They do not, ever, want to be made to feel guilty for the fact that they accepted a free peppermint from the guy on the corner on the way to Walmart that day – it’s not their fault that someone’s giving away free candy.

And they shouldn’t be chastised for accepting it.

Another example: Not long ago, after getting my usual BuzzFeedVideo Try Guys YouTube.com fix, I was driving aimlessly around the site when I came upon a video that was titled, “50 First Dates Full Movie”. Well, I love 50 First Dates, and hadn’t seen it in years. It was right there, on YouTube for free, so I watched it. It was GREAT. And guess what? I didn’t feel even remotely guilty for having watched. I didn’t steal the movie, didn’t post it online, and didn’t do some nefarious deep web search for ‘pirate adam sandler drew barrymore torrent download’…it was on youtube, and I watched it. I did not send the creators of 50 First Dates a check for 3.99, nor did I email YouTube to tell them that the movie was there.

So….did I steal this movie? Did I participate in internet piracy? Should the makers of the movie come to my house and shake me down for a few bucks, just to keep things on the up and up?

Whatever. It’s YouTube. They know it’s there – if anyone knows, the big production companies do, exactly where their content is being shared. And more importantly, they KNOW that some folks steal; they also know that lots of folks, when confronted with an easy, free, in-your-face option, will likely sit back with a cold beer and watch Joe Dirt on Putlocker rather than paying to download it from Amazon or something. And it’s their responsibility to make sure that there are as few places for the (relatively innocent) general public to come in contact with this pirated material as possible.

Now let’s talk about how this applies directly to spanking videos – we’ll use mine as an example. Unlike ‘regular’ porn, which is shared on thousands upon thousands of websites from Algeria to Zimbabwe every second of every day, there are relatively few spanking content sharers. They are still there, and they are busy boys and girls, but there aren’t millions of them, and they’re usually pretty easy to find, as we spankos congregate in many fewer places than the typical porn enthusiast.

The concept that my business could be irrevocably damaged by internet piracy of my video content is somewhat ridiculous. If occasional (or even regular, repeated) theft caused businesses to fail, as a singular cause, no company would be able to sustain business for any amount of time whatsoever. Remember the peppermints? EVERY business owner deals with theft, and every one should have ways of keeping it to a minimum. If Walmart didn’t hire security guards, they’d sort of deserve it, wouldn’t they? (Go ahead, admit it. We expect people to protect their own property – we’d look askance at a neighbor who complained about being burglarized if they left their front door wide open, wouldn’t we?) Likewise, if I didn’t police and protect my own content, then I’d expect that folks wouldn’t feel too sorry for me if it got jacked.

Even the big porno companies are obviously still doing a booming business in spite of enormously high piracy figures. Why? Because there are over 8 billion people on the planet, most of them have internet connections, and most of them like porn. Even when theft is considered, that’s still one helluva healthy market, my friends.

Yes, piracy is an issue with which we producers must deal. But it’s not your problem, it’s not yours to police, and it’s certainly not your fault. Do me a favor:

Let me #policemypornyou just enjoy it.

–  Dana

 

 

Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy Updates

 

Since there’s quite a bit of content from Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy combined, we’re working on parsing it out a bit at a time, as otherwise the job would just be too big. Rather than go in any specific order (which would probably make more sense and therefore is not an option), I’m adding the scenes somewhat randomly…maybe today I’m in the mood for naughty schoolgirls paddled, and maybe tomorrow an incarceration scene…it’s fun being behind this keyboard sometimes, folks!

Here, in literally no particular order, are the current available scenes from Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy. Click the images to link to the studios/previews:

Five Schoolgirls Paddled for Passing Notes

 

Christy Cutie Flirting with Discipline

 

Paddling Two Preppy Pranksters – with Cheyenne Jewel, Alex Reynolds, and Michael Donovan

 

 

Heather Michaels Punished for Cheating

 

Dana Kane’s First Domestic Spanking

 

Double Paddling for Bullying Schoolgirls

 

Cheyenne Jewel Punished for Carelessness

 

Whitney Morgan Paddled for Contraband

 

** Exciting News Enclosed **

 

Readers,

Longtime friends and spanking video enthusiasts will remember fondly some of my first professional spanking videos, made with our friends at Spanking Court, and later Sternwood Academy.

Over the course of three-plus years’ filming, Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy produced some of the best, most realistically-filmed discipline scenes available, including F/f, F/m, and M/f spanking, and were known for both hard-hitting judicial scenes and elaborate, multi-girl schoolgirl spankings. We worked with some of the very best performers in the spanking genre as well as ‘regular’ people from all walks of life. What made it all even better was that we, to a person, had an amazingly fun time throughout every single shoot. With performers like Christy Cutie, Cheyenne Jewel, Casey Calvert, Erica Scott, Samantha Grace, Whitney Morgan, the unforgettable Cali Katarina, and many many more, it was impossible NOT to have a blast. Many tears were shed on those sets, but not a single one in protest – even the hardest scenes left tops, bottoms, and crew grinning from ear to ear when it was all said and done – and it’s obvious in every single minute of film produced.

Our great friends at Spanking Court/Sternwood Academy eventually reached such success in their other ventures that they had little time left to dedicate to producing these monumental scenes, so sadly they’ve not been available for quite some time. Many of my friends and playmates have lamented the absence, and honestly, so have we. My partner, Michael Donovan, and I began our ‘careers’ with Spanking Court from the beginning – and what an interesting beginning it was. You see, at the outset, I was not the one doling out the spankings – oh no! I was a bothersome, troublemaking girlfriend and neighbor from hell who was regularly hauled in front of the Judge for some infraction or other. And somehow, I never managed to talk my way out of Sentencing. Yep. You guessed it.

I got spanked a LOT in the beginning.

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And Michael was always happy to oblige whatever the Judge ordered. I, however, was never happy about it – not one little bit – and it’s clear in every single scene in which I’m spanked. Arguing, smart-mouthing, twisting and laughing and doing everything except kicking most of the time (shackles)…I was a pain in the ass. And even that was a blast, every time.

Eventually, after spending a week in the Spanking Court clink, I saw the error of my ways and was given the post of Court Bailiff. In this capacity, I kept defendants in line during the court proceedings, assisted them in disrobing, and affected the shackling of inmates to the discipline benches before leaving Michael to mete out their sentences. Sometimes, when an especially fierce punishment was doled out, I’d be called in to assist or even do the paddling/strapping myself, if the Court Disciplinarian was otherwise occupied. Throughout the years, Michael and I ended up giving some pretty damn hard spankings for Spanking Court..

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Christy Cutie getting dressed down by Michael Donovan, for Spanking Court.
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Defendant Maddy Marks was found guilty.
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Ela Darling, also guilty. (They were ALL guilty.) -Ela’s photo

Then Sternwood Academy was born. Surrounded by naughty schoolgirls we were during these shoots – knee socks and tartan as far as the eye could see – and again Michael and I took up the dubious task of keeping all these bad girls in line, he as Coach Michaels and I as (naturally) instructor Ms. Kane. The things that private school girls get up to would likely shock you all, but luckily they were all captured on film:

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A classroom full of naughty schoolgirls!
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Sternwood Academy was a place of higher learning…and knee socks.
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Gorgeous Cheyenne Jewel, Ela Darling, Alex Reynolds, and Heather Michaels. We love these girls!

So here’s the exciting part – Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy videos will now be available via my Dana Kane Spanks download studio, and on Michael’s HERE!

This is especially great news since many of you may never have had the opportunity to see them the first time around…and boy, did you miss a lot. Naturally, you’ll find all the scenes of me doing the spanking coming up in my studio, and all the ones of Michael disciplining the naughty girls on his.

 

You’ll also find more new videos of Michael spanking me there, as well as scenes with his discipline bottom, spanko newbie Dani Sorrento:

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Introducing Dani Sorrento
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Read Dani’s blog at SpankingDaniSorrento.blogspot.com

I’ll keep you updated as we get the Spanking Court and Sternwood Academy scenes added (you can also keep an eye on Michael’s blog – coming soon – for M/f updates), and am probably going to have more fun looking at these videos again than you will, if that’s possible.

 

Enjoy!

 

–  Dana