Over the Babysitter’s Knee
POV : My Mom Says You Need a Spanking
Ms. Dana Kane – Professional Disciplinarian
"Hold still long enough and I'll spank you, too."
Over the Babysitter’s Knee
POV : My Mom Says You Need a Spanking
Last time round we talked about the bad and ugly, so let’s uplift things a bit this week. This one’s simple:
Tell us about your BEST spanking experience – was it your first-ever spanking? Your hardest? Most recent? Are they *all* the best?
Leave your great spanking experiences in the comments area so that others (especially those who may be new to it all) can see just how much fun we can have when we do it Right.
(Since so many of my great experiences have been videotaped (think Delrin punishments, cruise ships, and water guns), I’ll simply direct you to the Free Videos to see some of mine…)
– Dana
** For those of you who’ve already contributed, you MUST email me your info so I can get you your paddle and video! **
We’ve already contributed $600 to the Kiva fundraiser – and there’s still time to get in on the video and limited edition paddle prize – just take a look at the fundraiser post HERE and join ‘Friends of Dana Kane’ on Kiva. Simple!
Thanks to everyone who’s participated thus far (I’m looking forward to giving you ALL your paddles..personally.)
– Dana
Everyone,
I can’t say with certainty how many times I’ve heard the title phrase, but it’s enough to have prompted me to write this post. I’m hoping that, as always, you’ll recognize something in this which makes you think, laugh, learn, or – bonus! – all three at once.
We’ve talked abut bad scenes before, but I’d like to re-explore this in a different way: by giving you the floor.
When I gave a recent new playmate permission to talk about some of the things he’d experienced in past playtimes, there were more than a couple ‘bad scenes’ discussed; honestly, I was surprised that someone who’d had such poor experiences was still willing to experiment. I was also complimented that he’d trusted me enough to try again, and I hope that he had as much fun as I did. I’d hate to be the punchline of a ‘bad scene’ story, after all.
So what is your ‘bad scene’ story? What went wrong, and, more importantly, what (if anything) could you have done to have prevented it? Was it funny or scary or surreal or….?
I think it’ll be interesting for others to see that they’re not the only ones who’ve been working on a spanko learning curve, and that it’s okay to admit that it takes a while to figure it all out.
(**Please have sense enough to not use the actual person’s name when telling your bad scene story – we’re not trying to build a database, just get it out of our systems.**)
Here’s one of mine (there haven’t been many) and it’s a short one:
A few years ago (I’d just begun traveling in earnest), in *insert city here*, I’d made plans to meet and spank a gentleman for the first time. We’d agreed upon a pretty generic get-to-know-you spanking, and he’d not given any indication that he was anything other than perfectly lovely, so when I met a somewhat youngish (30s), well-dressed smiling guy I thought, “This should be fun.”
I was so. very. wrong.
It was not fun. Not for me, and not for him.
Immediately, he was consternated by the lack of mirrors in the room in which we were playing. There were two; they were both quite large; they were mounted to opposite walls, reflecting the whole damn room. This was not enough reflection for this fella, clearly, and so he asked whether I had “more mirrors”.
Under most circumstances, the answer would be a confused “no”, but this time I happened to be in a professional, many-roomed playspace – the room right next door had a pedestal mirror! – so there actually WERE more mirrors. So a confused “yes” later, we had a third mirror…which he spent approximately eleven minutes (I may be exaggerating a bit) positioning *just so*.
Yes, I was beginning to get a little irritated, but figured, hell, to each his own.
So we, finally, started the spanking.
I invited him across my lap to begin the spanking over his pants, then slid them down to his knees and continued over his briefs, using just the palms of my hands. He was flinching quite a bit, so as I wiggled his briefs down I said something along the lines of, “You’re doing just fine…it’ll hurt a little more now, but just take deep breaths.”
After a couple minutes of more flinching on his part, I thought maybe he could use a little break and massaged his buns for a minute before beginning again, saying, “Okay, let’s try this again. Harder now. Relax.”
Before I could land a single swat, he sprang up from my lap, placed his hands on his hips, and said, “This isn’t working. It’s like being spanked by a cheerleader.”
Nonplussed, I invited him to dress and showed him the way out. I did not offer an apology. Honestly, I still can’t see what’s wrong with being spanked by a cheerleader (isn’t there a helluva fantasy in there someplace?!). Now, I get what the guy was trying to convey: he wanted to be Domme-d – treated, handled, and spoken-to roughly; not positively reinforced or shown tenderness or empathy. He wanted his ass whipped by a mean lady who didn’t give a flip about him.
I still offer no apology. That’s not who I am. But I will admit that that ‘insult’ still comes to mind when I think of bad scenes…and not just because I didn’t get what I wanted, but because he didn’t either. Probably would’ve helped had he made his wants and wishes clear, but not everyone’s able to verbalize that, are they?
Anyway, and here’s the great part of this story: When I saw my awesome friend Mona, also a pro-domme, and told her the story, she said, “Ohmygod, The Mirror Guy! I know him! EVERYBODY knows him!!”
We’ve ALL been there.
– Dana
You know how it feels when you’re pretty sure that you haven’t done something right, but you can’t be totally certain until it’s too late?
The batter for this new banana bread recipe looked great; it smelled wonderful while baking; it even looked absolutely perfect when pulled from the oven.
And I didn’t drop this one, either. So I had high hopes.
Except that, while cooling, the center dropped. And dropped. And dropped some more. The obvious problem being that I attempted to do something very silly – bake a really thick, towering loaf of gluten free dessert bread. Alas, the constraints of wheat-free gastronomics.. Basically, next time I’ll have to make two or three ‘baby loaves’ of this stuff instead of one gigantic one. It was yummy, though..
Live, bake, and learn.
Also, this:
If you have the occasion to stay in a hotel sometime throughout the year – TAKE THE SOAP! Yes, take the damn soap. You (and the next person and the next and the next) pay for that little bar of soap every time you pay for a night in any room – all those little ‘amenities’ are in the price – and most of us don’t actually use the stuff. But why just leave it sitting there? Take it home, put it in a box, and when the box is full take it to your local shelter or mission. They’re always desperate for toiletries and it won’t cost you a dime.
Don’t want to go to the trouble of collecting and delivering them? Bring ’em to me…I’ll put them in my box.
Finally, and this is the semi-spanking-related part:
Does the stuff that’s totally unrelated to spanking dilute your interest in this blog? Do my gf recipes and pet photos and other off-topic posts add or detract from the rest? I know we’re all here for spanking and don’t want to drag you too far off-course if you’re not interested.
Let me know your thoughts? (In the comment box below please.)
– Dana
And below, unedited, your answers to the ‘Who Would You…’ questions :
If you’re a bottom, and just had to switch with someone, who would you choose to spank? |
If you’re a top, and just had to switch with someone, who would you choose have spank you? |
Michaela McGowen |
Dana Kane |
Natalie Portman |
Katy Perry |
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vanessa marcil |
Julianne Moore |
joan collins |
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Jamie Gunns |
Dana Kane |
Susanah reid |
Rachel Rilet |
James deen |
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James deen |
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Megan Fox |
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Judy Garland |
Margaret Thatcher |
Lindsey Lohan |
Gena Davis |
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Dane Kane,please love |
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Susan Sarandon |
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MADONNA |
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Ms Dana Kane |
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Sarah Palin |
megan mullally |
Halle Berry |
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Barbara Streisand |
Kaity Tong |
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nice but bratty people |
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George W Bush |
Richard Gere |
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madonna |
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Jennifer Love Hewitt or Christy Canyon |
Christy Canyon and/or Audree Jaymes |
Dana Kane |
Dana Kane |
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Charlize Theron |
Dana Kane |
Bella swan |
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No one I can think of right now |
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ONLY those who ENJOY! |
ONLY those who ENJOY |
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Co-workers |
Female management |
Goldie Hawn |
Sigourney Weaver |
Dana Delaney |
Dana Delaney |
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Sarah Michelle Gellar |
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Don’t know |
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yes |
hard |
susan sarandon |
susan sarandon |
Angelina Joulie |
Angelina Joulie |
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Troy Aikman … Have you seen the size of those hands?!?!? Wooohooooooooo!!! |
Miley Cyrus |
heidi Klum |
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S/O |
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Dita |
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz |
Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Pailin |
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ellen page |
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celebrities |
n/a |
jennifer aniston |
jennifer aniston |
subs |
Tops |
tom hardy |
brad pitt |
Spouse |
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you or Sarah Gregory |
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Dana Kane |
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swim suit model |
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Eminen |
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Angelina Jolie |
Angelina Jolie |
Jessica Alba |
Elizibeth Montgomery |
JoAnne Jameson |
Dana Kane |
wife |
female |
Sarah Palin, the Kardashian broads. |
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Jennifer Aniston |
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dana kane |
jay-lo |
dana kane |
jay-lo |
brittany spears |
Dana Kane |
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Megyn Kelly |
Kitty |
Samantha Woodley |
You |
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Catherine Zeta Jonex |
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celebrities |
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Allison Miller |
Allison Miller |
Bettie Page |
Honor Blackman (and nothin’ wrong with older! :) |
Donnakane |
Donnakane |
kate upton |
rihanna |
a fit woman |
An attractive woman |
in general a blonde |
in general a redhead |
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katy perry |
katy perry |
carrie underwood |
carrie underwood |
Jane Seymore |
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women who cuts my hair |
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Dana Kane |
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polititians |
Dana Kane |
Kate Upton |
Dana Kane |
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Kate Beckinsale |
Diane Keaton |
Jane Seymore |
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coworkers |
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Rachel McAdams |
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Sarah Palin |
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A Lady who needs done unto her as I need done unto me. |
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Just my spanker |
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Clare Fonda |
Shanelle |
Someone I trust who could coach me. |
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shania twain |
dana kane |
Goldie Hawn |
Charlise Theron |
Julia louis dreyfuss |
Demi Moore |
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Dana Kane |
n/a |
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Someone tough so I knew I was not going to genuinely hurt them (or more specific?) |
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Avril Lavigne |
Avril Lavigne |
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my best friend |
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anyone willing |
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dana |
dana |
penny from big bang |
penny from big bang |
Felicity Kendell |
Diana Rigg |
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Scarlett Johansson |
Tom Cruise |
Tom Cruise |
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Jennifer lopez |
Jennifer lopez |
Olivia Newton John |
Jane Mansfield |
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Dana |
Dana |
Sandra Bollock |
Miss Jennifer |
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Hmm you ms Dana Kane |
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Sarah Michelle Gella |
Marilyn Monroe |
Ronda rousey |
kami robertson |
kami robertson |
my domme. |
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My old babysitter |
Gerard Butler |
Secretary, cheerleader |
Teacher, Boss, Riding Mistress |
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dana kane |
dana kane |
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Celebrities |
Dana. kane |
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Leonardo DiCaprio |
Matt Smith |
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jennifer lawrence |
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Erica Scott, but she doesn’t bottom to women. This is one of the few times I’ll say booo to not having a penis. |
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Blondie |
Loraine Newman |
Sasha Grey |
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Dana Kane |
Dana Specht |
You Little Perv!
A friend emailed today to ask why I hadn’t told her about the Kiva fundraiser.
“But it’s on the blog,” was my natural response.
“Well I don’t look at the blog every day, so I must’ve missed it.” said she.
Me: “So just subscribe already.”
Her: “To what?”
“What do you mean, ‘to what?'”
“Subscribe to what?…”
“Weren’t we talking about my blog?”
“Yeah, but I didn’t know I could subscribe.”
Me: “Ohholyhell..”
If you, like my sweet, above mentioned friend, haven’t yet subscribed to the blog, it’s easy to make sure that you don’t miss stuff. The posts come to your inbox; you can choose to open/peruse them, or simply hit ‘delete’ (which would be kind of weird, considering you’ve just signed up and all).
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None of us really knows the people we see on television; movie stars are supposed to become their characters, and to make us love (or hate) them without ever thinking of the person ‘playing’ them.
Robin Williams was great at that. It was his job to make people laugh, and he did so beautifully. It’s a shame that he wasn’t laughing along with us.
A clip from one of my all-time favorite movies :
The Birdcage
Readers,
I have a few playmates who I’d classify as ‘masochist’ in addition to the spanking fetishist tag most commonly described as ‘spanko’. (We won’t argue about whether a spanko is a masochist and a masochist is a spanko and whether those two are mutually exclusive or not, because this is one of those areas in which we’re all entitled to our opinions.) These lion-hearted few not only tolerate their severe-to-super-severe sessions, but they crave the pain associated more than the average player, I think. For many of us (and I’m going out on a limb here by generalizing, so somebody throw me a rope) the pain isn’t really one of the main goals – it’s more of a bonus, or even something to endure in order to reach emotional release. More than a few of my playmates have admitted that, although they know that discomfort is part of the process, they’re certainly not in it for the hurt.
Does that make sense to you, too?
(I’m digressing a bit. Forgive me.)
Then there’s Robin; Robin’s a long-time playmate and friend who’s one of the more masochistic spankos with whom I’ve played. He LIKES the pain…hell, he loves it. He’s also game for just about anything, and (like the VBB) can take a whole helluva lot more punishment than most would want – and then ask for more.
Last time we got together, I decided to ‘spread it around’ a bit, so to speak, as there’s not much of Robin that’s off-limits, impact-wise, and I was feeling a bit sadistic.
What follows are several clips of me smacking various parts of Robin’s body (butt, thighs – front and back, palms, back, feet) – relentlessly – with an odd selection of implements, including a rubber ruler, drum stick, and plastic shoehorn.
Some of this gets a bit rough, so be warned: if you’re squeamish – or only interested in butt-impact scenes – the other clips probably aren’t up your alley.
I’ll introduce each clip so you can pick and choose which ones to watch. Fair enough?
Playing with Robin
Beginning in the only sensible place: his butt. In this clip, I’m trying out a heavy plastic shoehorn:
Uh-oh. Bastinado (with cane and stinger):
Then onto the backs of the thighs, with my trusty martinet:
Then, naturally, the fronts of the thighs – with a wooden pasta spoon:
Rubber ruler on palms:
Drumstick test on butt:
Finally, martinet across the back:
POV : Spank Her While I Watch
Readers,
(Don’t despair; once you get past all the details, there’s Free Stuff!!)
After the first two very successful ‘Give Til it Hurts’ fundraisers, both for animal charities, a few of my friends and playmates suggested that we put our considerable resources toward something a bit different from time to time. While we all love the critters endlessly, we can also acknowledge that there are a bazillion places where our dough can do great things – let’s take a look at another great way to help the world around us, while not really even spending any money at all.
CLICK HERE TO JOIN ‘FRIENDS OF DANA KANE’ ON KIVA
Kiva is a micro-lending organization providing loans to needy folks, mostly in developing countries. Millions of dollars in small loans have been facilitated through Kiva in the last decade, and the repayment rate is 99% – meaning that nearly every single cent loaned is repayed, thereby making the loan almost zero risk for those of us who contribute. The funds contributed/loaned through the Kiva website are distributed to people who will use those funds to improve their living situations, via small business endeavors like handcrafts, continued education, and agriculture. The borrowers – who are, by nature of their demographics, locked out of the international monetary system – then pay back their loans (plus interest in many cases, which is unavoidable, so let’s get past it), the lenders are reimbursed via Kiva, and the lender is then able to re-lend their funds or simply withdraw the money back out.
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Since Kiva was founded in 2005:
They work with:
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This is an excellent option for those of us who like to regularly contribute as well as those who’re interested in helping but can’t commit to giving away chunks of money. Since it’s a loan and not a donation, you’re simply putting that money away in a safe place for a little while, rather than giving it away entirely. You’ll get it back.
Please take a few minutes to peruse the Kiva website, and do your own research on micro-lending so that you understand the gist of things if you want – it’s important to me that anyone considering participating in this ‘Give Til it Hurts’ fundraising endeavor ‘gets it’. The borrowers you’ll see on the site – most of whom reside in third world, rural, inaccessible areas without commerce or industry or employment opportunity – are working hard to improve their lives and the lives of their families and communities. Kiva loans give many of them the hand up that they need. I think this is an excellent way for us to help, and I hope you’ll agree.
* You don’t have to publicly display or share any of your personal information on the Kiva website or Friends of Dana Kane group profile. While you’ll make your contribution via the usual methods, your Kiva profile is set up just like any other, meaning that you may choose how much of your information is visible to other users (don’t forget to email and let me know ‘who’ you are, so you can get your video and paddle!), and keep all your personal information completely private. *
YOU CHOOSE EXACTLY WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES, SELECTING AN INDIVIDUAL (OR SEVERAL!) BORROWER TO RECEIVE YOUR CONTRIBUTION.
CLICK HERE TO JOIN ‘FRIENDS OF DANA KANE’ ON KIVA
So what’s in it for you? Well, the joy and happiness and rush of doing something good, of course. But you know how much I love giving stuff away, and this time will be no exception.
PRIZE #1
Everyone who contributes to the ‘Friends of Dana Kane’ group on Kiva will receive a free specially-filmed spanking video download. I’ll corral one of my cute girl spankees into putting her bottom on the line in the name of charity, and you’ll get the benefit of watching!
Even if you’re only able to contribute 25bucks, you’ll get the free video, that I’ll make especially for the fundraiser using the limited edition Give Til it Hurts paddle:
The silhouette Dana Kane artwork, depicting me sitting in a traditional, high-back chair – hairbrush at the ready, was done beautifully by the talented and generous Red Rump, and is displayed on one of Cane-iac’s sturdy wood paddles. This 1/2″ thick OTK-size thumper is the perfect paddle for smacking a squirming, protesting brat until they learn the meaning of Behave.
PRIZE #2
The first thirty participants who contribute $40 or more to the ‘Friends of Dana Kane’ group will receive (in addition to the video) one of these limited edition paddles, shipped free of course or, even better, handed over in person following thorough usage.
Once these paddles are gone, they’re gone. Cane-iac’s been kind enough to provide us with just enough to hold this fundraiser, and a couple extra for me to keep and use..there won’t be more, and they’ll never be for sale. (If something happens and we don’t give them all away during this fundraiser, the remainder will be kept as incentive for future Give Til it Hurts endeavors.)
So let’s all get together and show the world what a bunch of spanko-kinksters can do when we put our minds (and debit cards) to the task!
** We’ll run this fundraiser from today (August 4) through September 15, 2014. Six weeks to do as much Good as we can manage. **
CLICK HERE TO JOIN ‘FRIENDS OF DANA KANE’ ON KIVA
P.S. My sincerest thanks to Red Rump for lending his talented hand (I’ll have more from him in a future animal charity drive, and you’ll LOVE it!), and to my great good friends at Cane-iac for donating and customizing the paddles. I’m reminded again and again how many wonderful people I’ve been privileged to know, all because I’m into this spanking thing.~~~
– Dana
Another P.S. If you’re confused as all hell and need help figuring out what to do next, just email me… danakanespanks@gmail.com.
I’m fiddling with the blog’s layout, so it’s going to look a little weird for a day or two, but everything’s still here. Browse on!
Readers,
A short while ago, Erica wrote a blog post about a hilarious Johnny Carson routine from more than a few years ago…and apparently it got a cool reception. Probably because she wasn’t talking about Rhyming-Name-girl or Justice Beaver or one of those other pop celebrity thingy people – he was only one of the funniest guys on television at the time.
In celebration of Erica’s beloved-Carson-post-fail, I thought I’d add some of my own television nostalgia to the mix. Here’s something that you likely never saw and could probably live without seeing now, but which still makes me laugh every time I watch it: