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Assume the Position Studios, feat. Christy Cutie, now has a Member site.

 

Readers,

Just a quick note to let you know that Assume the Position Studios, formerly available only for individual scenes, now has it’s member’s site open. With around 200 scenes already available, as well as 100 photosets and LOTS more to come, ATP features most of the videos you’ll find featuring Christy Cutie, one of the more well-known and spankable female performers. Christy is joined by friends like Sarah Gregory, Casey Calvert, and more, so you’ll have the chance to see all the M/f AND F/f action you like.

I think you’re gonna like this one…

–  Dana

 

Click the banner below to redirect to ATP Studios:

Assume the Position Studios

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Spanking PSA : Occupational Hazards

 

Readers, 

We talk a lot about all the ways in which a bottom may be hurt or harmed during spanking play, and we’re all very conscious of those things – rightfully so – but we rarely talk about all the nasty crap that can happen to the spankER during the very same scene. 

Let’s look at a few ways in which my playmates have endangered my life and limbs over the years, likely in retribution for many, many sit spot whacks. Please feel free to empathize with me and other tops, for all the pain and woe we slog through, just to spank your misbehaving behinds.

 

1.  Sticks and Stones, and Feet:  I have a particularly kick-y playmate who, while doing his very best impression of an alligator death roll off my lap, managed to twist himself into such a position – AS I WAS SWINGING – that my hairbrush landed squarely on…

wait for it…

my right thumb knuckle. Hard. Now hitting the backside, all squishy and full of fat and muscles and stuff, is one thing, but hitting a bony appendage is a Whole Other Thing Entirely. Agony and swelling were immediate, but, not to be outdone by short-term issues, the knuckle now sits entirely crooked, probably forever. 

*Feet also make great Face Connectors. Unless you’re on the shorter side, there’s a very high likelihood that, if you swing your feet up high enough, they’ll come into intimate contact with some part of my face. This is not a Good Thing for anyone, as I will seriously beat you to death if you kick me in the face.

Feet can be dangerous.

 

2.  Hippy-Hippy-Bruise:  Those of you who work hard to maintain a certain physique are, rightfully, proud of yourselves and the effort you’ve made toward general healthfulness. What you’re NOT aware of is this: Your hipbones are sharp, protruding, little cheeseburger-craving knives which stab into your spankers upper thigh in such a manner that one almost has to wonder whether you’re skinny on purpose, just so you can use those things as weapons. The most common injury that I sustain is a nasty purple bruise slashing across my left thigh, in the exact spot you’ve been torturing me with your fitness.

*Conversely, it’s always the not-so-skinny who are concerned about ‘hurting me’ when going OTK. Trust me when I tell you that you are NOT going to hurt me, regardless of the size of your underpants.

Behold the deadly Iliac crest.

 

3.  Back-i-otomy :  This is, I believe, the generally accepted medical term for the procedure to remove one’s back altogether – because it’s both painful and useless. From what I’ve read on the AMA website, professional spankers are the largest demographic of Back-i-otomy surgery, and the success rate is pretty high, as long as they avoid spanking altogether in the future. (Seriously, the crummy back’s not your fault – you just exacerbate it.)

*If you’ve opened another tab to search ‘back-i-otomy’, I cannot help you.

Dave Chapelle knows.

 

4.  Biting the Hand that Spanks You :  Okay, so you’re not the ones who actually do the biting; it’s the implements that bite. Hard. Leather belts, straps, tawses, and anything else long and slinky is, I PROMISE you, going to snap back and bite the living hell out of the back of the wielder’s hand at least once. You just looove the belt, huh? Well, us, not so much. There’s a reason for that, and it’s called It Hurts…of course, we do it anyway, because the trade off is that, hopefully, it hurts you more.

Ouch!

 

There’s more. So much more. But I don’t want to give you all the impression that I’d have it any other way.

Bring it on.

–  Dana

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Video Q&A: Let’s give this a try

 

Readers,

I thought it might be fun to do a Q&A on the blog, giving readers the opportunity to ask questions, to which I’d then reply. Then I thought it may be interesting to video the thing instead. I’d read and reply to questions asked and post up the video here, maybe monthly or every couple months or whatever.

This will be an experimental Video Q&A. Anyone who wants can ask a PERTINENT question in the comments box below (please don’t email me questions…be nice and put ’em all in the same place, below) and I’ll answer as many as possible in a video. 

I’ll leave the questions open for a few weeks then post up the answer video.

 

Please keep in mind that this is not an AMA. You cannot ask me anything. Be polite, behave, and be on topic (spanking. duh).

Okay, get to the questions….or not. We’ll see what happens.

–  Dana

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Give to your favorite charity every time you shop at Amazon Smile (Unrelated to Spanking. Duh.)

 

Admit it, you shop at Amazon.com. The sooner we get real with one another the better. Yes, we all do it – convenience shopping; they bring it right to the door, for goodnesssakes! 

Since you’re going to do it anyway, and since the experience is EXACTLY the same, try doing your Amazon shopping from the Amazon Smile landing page.  All you have to do is choose the charity that you’d like to receive a percentage of your purchase total and, every time you check out after that, Amazon will donate to your chosen charity. I’ve designated Community Cat Coalition of Clark County (C5-tnr.org), the local feral cat program.

There’s absolutely no reason to not do this, and you just have to remember to bookmark your Smile landing page, so that all your purchases are eligible.

 

Happy shopping (and giving),

–  Dana

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Spanking Survivor Island

 

Okay, I have this great idea. It’s been bouncing around in my head for the last couple years, as ideas tend to do, and I’ve finally come to the decision-making process…and I need your opinions.

Take a look at this:

 

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This is Eagle Island, off the coast of Georgia. It’s a beautiful, secluded, wooded island surrounded by water, with access to kayaks, a pontoon boat, and lots of outdoor activities – in addition to the lodge, which sleeps up to 14.

So here’s the deal : Spanking Survivor Island

A small, intimate F/M spanking party – Thursday through Sunday or something – consisting of three or four female tops and around eight to ten naughty boys. We’d have different ‘challenges’ over the course of the weekend, each boy accruing points (and whacks!) as well as demerits, to the eventual crowning of the first Spanko Island Survivor. Whaddaya think?

The boys would also have a strict set of rules for the weekend, including doing all the cooking and chores (for points!) for the ladies, as well as having the opportunity for one-on-one spanking time with one of the tops, also based on behavior.

Ladies will inhabit the bedrooms, while the boys will bunk dorm-style.

This several-acre island is large and secluded enough for outdoor spanking games, on-the-boat spankings, and….ah, the possibilities are endless!…even hide-and-go-spank!

We’d all pitch in on expenses to cover the cost of the island rental (only 2grand for three nights – for the whole damn island!), airport to island transport and back, food, etc. I’m not setting this up as a for-profit thing, so everyone’s out-of-pocket would be the same as mine…plus or minus airfare, of course.

I want to hear from you on this – sound like fun? I’m really thinking of giving this a go, and any ideas, input, or constructive criticism is welcome.

–  Dana

 

 

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Gal Pals

 

I spank a lotta gals.

A lot, a lot.

I don’t know why this still surprises me, but it does. Why would I, of all people, have different expectations of female spankos than males? This just goes to show that the gender mores to which we’re accustomed are hard to shrug off, even when we’re vigilant. But I’m digressing already..

Most of the women with whom I play don’t even let men spank them; it’s a line drawn for them, that even the man in their romantic life not be given dominion over their bodies. It’s a you’re-not-the-boss-of-me thing..I get it. If they’re single, they’re just not willing to compromise that kind of intimacy with a man to whom they’re not emotionally attached. It’s easier for them to relate intimately (not sexually) with another woman…I get that, too.

Tough gals

There’s something intensely personal about a woman giving the gift of physical submission to another person that’s quite different than men – we’ve been known throughout history as ‘the weaker sex’, and it wasn’t a woman who coined that phrase, I guarantee. So for some gals, it’s just much simpler to get what they need in that respect from another female – someone who poses no threat of romantic or sexual energy. It’s one less thing to try and figure out, and Today’s Woman leads a pretty damned complicated life as it is.

93% of the time.

Many times, there’s a maternal quality to the interaction between  me and my female playmates. This has nothing to do with age, or ageplay necessarily, but everything to do with creating and experiencing a loving, nurturing, yet structured environment, where they can let down their guard, release anxiety and guilt, and get in touch with the parts of themselves that they shelter from most of the world – the soft parts. (Get your minds out of the gutter – I’m talking about emotional soft parts…sheesh.)

Hug it out.

The truth is, I deal much more gently in many ways with women than men, in respect to disciplinary authority. For all our toughness, we’re still built mostly of large parts of estrogen and ever-changing serotonin levels. We’re like emotional gremlins – benign until activated – and should be handled with care.

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Not this

 

The point of it all? I used to be one of those ‘I don’t like other women’ women. That’s different now, and it’s because of all the real, genuine connections I’ve made amongst my spanko girlfriends.

I love you all, you buncha weirdos!

–  Dana

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So Kate Upton spanked this guy too hard…

 

What?

Kate Upton?

Gave some guy a spanking? And left THIS on his backside?

That’s right, friends. Reportedly, Miss Upton got a bit ‘carried away’ while filming a scene for an upcoming movie – a scene in which she spanks her male counterpart. This guy (otherwise known as the Luckiest Boy in the Wide World):

He even says that, when he requested that she take it easy on him, the director laughed and encouraged her to continue..which she gleefully did. 

I knew I liked that girl…

–  Dana

The whole article is HERE.

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When all else fails, do a question thingy. (Unrelated to Spanking)

 

Readers,

There are times when it’s just nearly impossible for a blogger to be original, funny, campy, and/or creative. For those times, the internet gods created these question thingys.

This is one of those times, and those of you who are old enough to remember Myspace may find yourselves waxing sentimental about the Old Days when all 6600 people in your friend list did the same damn thingy on the same damn day.

–  Dana

 

 

Question Thingy (massively edited down from 100 questions, most of them even more inane than the ones I’ve chosen to include below):

 

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. If they’re not closed, the cats will turn it into a party room.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yep. I put them in a box and when the box is full, I take them to the Las Vegas Rescue Mission.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I hate that I have to answer ‘yes’ to such a random and bizarre question. Yes. Yes, I have.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Just one? Jeez..umm..I guess it’d have to be emoticons/webspeak.

 

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Yep.
Do you still watch cartoons?
I still try to catch episodes of South Park now and then, but I’m less impressed with it than I was a decade ago

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What do you drink with dinner?
I’m from the South. We’re supposed to drink sweet iced tea with everything; it’s in the Book of Redneck Etiquette.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

If you try to feed me any kind of nugget I will slap you hard.

What is your favorite food?
This one’s easy. My honey makes this stuff called Huli Huli Chicken, which is quite possibly the tastiest thing I’ve ever eaten, ever. This may have something to do with the fact that I don’t have to prepare it, but still. It rocks.

 

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Birdcage. Hank Azaria’s character is one of the most hilarious performances ever.

50 First Dates. I love Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore together; it’s impossible not to smile.

Chocolat. This may be the only movie in which I can honestly say that I understand the world’s women’s fascination with Johnny Depp (And Juliette Binoche? Ohmy.)

Can you change the oil on a car?
I could change the oil on my ’01 Saturn. There’s no WAY I could do it on my current car. I don’t even know where the battery is..someplace in the trunk, I think.
Are you lazy?
Who has time to be lazy?
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
My grandmother said it was tacky to go door to door, begging for candy.
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I cannot tell you how much I love Lincoln Logs.
Afraid of heights?
Yep.

Sing in the car?
Loudly.

Ever used a gun?
Lots.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.

First concert?
I went to a George Strait concert with a boy from my high school. His mom dropped us off. It was the first time I was allowed to go to a Whole Other City without a legal guardian, I think.
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
No, no, and no.
Who would you like to see in concert?
I am fascinated by Journey’s current lead singer, Arnel Pineda.

Can you knit or crochet?
I can crochet like a skein-wielding demon.

 

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Cheekie Pays Her Dues (REAL punishment for a REAL offense) – Free Video

 

Readers,

I want to give you a short background on this video:

It’s real. Cheekie is real. The story we tell is real, and so is the trouble she could be in right now, had I not given her the opportunity to redeem herself and she not taken it.

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Cheekie agreed to receive her punishment on video, and to admit to her wrongdoing. Not everyone would be as brave (or silly?), but I’m giving her credit for taking responsibility..and a very hard spanking.

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The two of us had a VERY long talk, and I’ve edited it down to what I hope is a manageable size without taking out any of the spanking or pertinent details (it’s still long, at nearly 18minutes). She had some very misinformed ideas about the spanking video business – and about the business of content sharing, and thoughtlessly went about her illegal activities for quite some time before I caught her in the act. 

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I gave Cheekie no other option to deal with this situation – I told her that the ONLY way to redeem herself with me was to put her butt on a plane to Las Vegas and accept whatever I had to offer. I didn’t threaten her with legal action or ‘outing’, as she’d by then figured out for herself how easily she could’ve ended up in a much worse situation. She immediately agreed (somewhat to my surprise, until I realized that this sweet girl is still too young and inexperienced to realize exactly the gravity of the situation), and by the time we met, we’d agreed that if she was willing to accept the punishment (and lots and lots of verbal shaming from me, of course), that I’d be willing to forgive her past actions. 

I’m still not certain whether Cheekie has learned the FULL lesson here, which is – essentially – that rote ‘do unto others’ thing that we’ve always known to be the best policy. What I am absolutely certain of is that she will think long and hard before illegally sharing content again. Or she’ll get better at hiding it when she does. The odds are slightly in her favor, and let’s hope that she makes the right choice.

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I guess the point of all this is to remind myself that not everyone who appears to be a ‘bad person’ really is, and that, if given the opportunity, most folks will choose to Play Nice. I’m happy that Cheekie did, and that I did, too. Sort of.

I’m also hopeful that others who take part in illegal file sharing will put aside the thrill, the ego, and the feeling of invincibility afforded them by their VPNs and onions to think just a bit about the fact that those of us who produce spanking videos do so because we LOVE spanking, not because we’re getting filthy rich in the process. And please be considerate of the literal blood, sweat, and tears which the spankees endure every time, for your enjoyment. I don’t wish bad things on you, but I do hope for your consideration.

– Dana

Oh – I should also mention that miss Cheekie and I are now going to be friends – she’s going to be a Good Girl from here on out, and I’m going to help her start a blogsite where she can share her love of all things spanking without getting herself into more trouble.

 

Here’s ‘Cheekie Pays Her Dues’ :



free spanking video

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Who Spanks?

Readers,

One thing I hear repeatedly goes something like this, “I wish that there was someone local…”.

In a continuing effort to help spankos in all areas find someone compatible with whom to play, I’m again requesting that my readers, friends, and playmates leave recommendations for other disciplinarians.

There’s a list near the bottom of the right-hand sidebar here, which lists several ladies offering disciplinary sessions in and around the U.S., but there is always room for more. Please take a look at the current listings and, if you’re aware of someone I’ve missed, please leave the name and link to a website in the comments area below. I’ll add anyone verifiable, with the disclaimer that I’m not necessarily associated with or promoting anyone in particular, simply trying to help making connections easier. Also, if you’re aware of any dead links or inactive ladies on the list, please do let me know and I’ll update with current information.

Thanks for all your input here, as always,

– Dana

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Give til it Hurts Raffle #2 : DanaKaneSpanks.com 1 Year Membership WINNER!

 

Everyone,

We’ve had another wildly successful fundraising event in the Give Til it Hurts Raffle #2, raising $845 for animal charities!

And since it’s so much fun to give things away (as our generous donors have again proven), here’s the video showing who’s won the 1 year membership to DanaKaneSpanks.com, and the runner up winner of a 30 day membership:

 

 

Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everyone who participated. Below, all donor pseudonyms and their contributions:

 

Dana’s World Record Holder  –  $50

Lab Saver  –  $25

Naughty Tom  –  $25

Arapahoe  –  $25

GreenEyes  –  $300

Rigel  –  $25

Kalman  –  $100

Arrogant Brat  –  $50

NJSpank  –  $150

Oldog  –  $25

Randy Lee  –  $20

Danielle  –  $50

 

And here’s the payoff – all the wonderful animal heroes you’ve helped by participating, and, most importantly, the sweet little animals who’ve benefitted so much from your generosity:

 

City Critters  –  $100

City Critters rescues, rehabilitates, and re-homes cats and dogs in and around New York City. The city’s animal control, collectively called NYC ACC, is one of the country’s most notorious kill-mills, especially cats and pit bull breed dogs. City Critters saved the lives of over 200 cats (and a number of dogs) in 2013, providing everything from medical care, transportation, and shelter rescue, to TNR funding for local groups. Good people working hard in the most populace place in the country.

 

Becky’s Hope  –  $50

We’re revisiting Becky’s Hope, a Texas-based rescue for abused and neglected horses. Becky’s Hope is a small, self-funded horse sanctuary that takes on animals who, without them, wouldn’t have much hope at all. They’re always in need of hay for these big sweeties, so we’ll likely make sure that a little goes to them every time we fundraise.

 

Noah’s Ark Rescue  –  $200

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Dogs who are sick, injured, and abused rarely stand a chance for the expensive medical care they require. And then there’s Noah’s Ark…These folks work tirelessly to provide life-saving medical care to dogs who’d otherwise have no chance at life. Not only does Noah’s Ark provide the funds, but they ferry the dogs to and from multi-state specialists, network to rehome them, and need donations to continue this work more than you can imagine. There isn’t a better definition of selfless than what these folks are doing, every day.

 

C5 (Community Cat Coalition of Clark County) –  $100

The C5 kitty cam – one feral colony’s minder has set up a 24/7 stream of her wards.

C5 is an all-volunteer group in Clark County, Nevada, working to save, spay, and care for the more than 200thousand feral cats in and around Las Vegas. They’re one of my chosen local charities and doing great and important work for the kitties here.

 

Angel City Pit Bulls  –  $145

Almost all cities are pitbull-unfriendly nowadays, although for decades they were considered one of the best, smartest, and most gentle breeds for children (do your homework). Los Angeles is an especially tough place to be a pitbull – or any dog even remotely resembling one – and Angel City does their damndest to save them. Pulling ‘bully’ breeds directly from local L.A. shelters, fostering and rehoming them, and advocating for the breed and public common sense when it comes to these misunderstood and maligned sweeties. I LOVE bullys, and have owned three…every single one of them sweeter and more cuddly than the next.

 

Crash’s Landing  –  $250

260 cats. Crash’s Landing is a nokill cat rescue in Grand Rapids, Michigan, focused specifically on saving, rehabilitating, and giving homes to at-risk stray cats – and they home 260 of the little furballs. With a monthly cost of nearly 15thousand dollars, caring for sick, injured, and terminally ill cats is an expensive but oh-so-terribly loving endeavor. The people who staff and fund places like Crash’s Landing deserve all the help we can give them.

 Please take a few minutes to take a look at all these great groups yourself, and maybe even click on that ‘Donate’ button.

 

**Disclaimer: By sharing names of organizations in receipt of funds donated, neither I nor Dana Kane Films assumes or implies association with any of the above named groups. (This simply because not everyone wants to be publicly associated with someone who does naughty things during daylight hours, and we understand that completely.)

**In the name of clarity, documentation of all monies distributed is available upon request.

**As payment processors charge a hefty percentage of every transaction (yes, ridiculously, even for charitable donations), I’ve decided to start mailing in donations by check rather than allowing Paypal to hedge our hard-earned five percent. Take THAT.

 

 It’s impossible to say often enough how grateful I am for our donor’s participation in the Give Til it Hurts fundraisers – it’s endlessly heartwarming and reassuring to be reminded of all the Really Wonderful People with whom I share this planet. You’re all, quite pointedly, freakin’ awesome.

I’ll be back in summer with another fun and decidedly spanko way to help the critters while participating in something that may net you something relatively exclusive..

–  Dana

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I’m a Booster (Totally Unrelated to Spanking)

 

I think Las Vegas is pretty nifty – especially if you’re a visitor here. (Being a resident rocks because we have NO reason whatsoever to go anywhere near the strip, so our lives are just as normal as yours most days of the year.)

I do not, however, really know much about the city. Case in point: I recently put up a post titled “Oh.my.god.video”, about a place called Heart Attack Grill, and asked readers to tell me something about the place.

Ahem..it’s in Las Vegas. Who knew? Apparently everyone but me. (Also, to each his or her own, but this looks absolutely disgusting. In so many ways.)

Just about anyone who visits my fair chosen-home city will know more about it than I do, by the time their friends bail them out of the county jail. However, most visitors also rarely wander far from the strip; you guys and gals see the fountains at the Bellagio, lots of burlesque shows, and some of the world’s largest all-you-can-eat buffets. You get to gaze lovingly at the hundreds of boutique shops, $500 and up haircut joints, and more gambling machines than non-visitors could ever possibly imagine; adventurous souls (who don’t feel as though they’ve risked life and limb enough already by just being in Las Vegas – or possibly by eating at the Heart Attack Grill) can even make a controlled free fall from the top of the Stratosphere tower.

But there’s a whole bunch of really cool, interesting, and, most importantly, non-gambling-related things to do here, too…you just gotta get your ass off the Strip. In an effort to bring attention to a few of the hidden gems you’ve probably missed in your visits here, I’m giving you my short list of favorite places in Las Vegas:

 

The Pinball Hall of Fame

What’s not to love about a huge building full of hundreds of pinball machines, all working, and all ready to play for 25cents? These guys are truly passionate about restoring and maintaining these classic games – the oldest pinball games in the building date back to the 1940’s! My personal favorite: the Kiss pinball machine, which plays awful, out of tune midi files of Detroit Rock City and other hits. This will be the most fun you have in Vegas for less than 20bucks. (Tropicana Blvd. east)

 

Taco y Taco

Go ahead and eat at the fancy restaurants up and down the hotel zone – they’re really fantastic, and will only cost you an arm and possibly your dinner companions leg. They’ll also let you get rascally drunk and behave inappropriately at the dinner table – this is, after all, Sin City. My vote’s going to something cheaper, more peaceful, and much, much, MUCH more tantalizing.

Tacos.

The kind of tacos that I used to get from street vendors in East Los Angeles; the kind of tacos they’ll serve you in Tijuana; the kind of tacos where you say, “I’m really not all that hungry… I’ll take six.” Taco y Taco is a little place in an unassuming shopping complex. There’s no fancy sign and no fancy decor. Your tacos (or burritos, or nachos – the menu’s very small) will be served on thin paper plates. There ARE tons of friendly cooks, employees, and managers – all of whom are proud to tell you about their history, recipes, and the fact that they’ve already been voted best tacos in the city, even though they’ve been open just over a year. Go there. Get in a taxi if you have to, just go there. (Tropicana east)

 

Springs Preserve

180 acres of Las Vegas valley real estate, flora, fauna, geology, and QUIET. Springs Preserve walking trails showcase the area’s natural history with flower gardens, interactive exhibits, and knowledgeable guides throughout the preserve. It’s a nice respite from the sound of slot machines and all that sequins.

 

The High Roller

The High Roller

Okay, this one’s definitely not off the beaten path, and probably not cheap, either. But it’s so very cool that I had to mention it, anyway. The High Roller is a brand new, ginormous (the world’s largest, I think) ferris wheel/observation thingy just built in The Linq. Although I’m not a fan of heights, this looks like something I may be willing to do, maybe, just for what have to be absolutely breathtaking views of the valley and surrounding mountains. (Also, I find the idea of getting getting a pod to oneself and giving a spanking while overlooking the entire Las Vegas valley wildly amusing. Remember, you read the idea here first, as someone will certainly eventually pull this stunt off, and hopefully there’ll be substantiating video.)

 

Tonight I found a great way for me (and you, too) to see what’s going on in the city – not just who’s playing at Ceasar’s and what Britney’s wearing, but lots of other cool information on Las Vegas, the ‘culture’ of the city, and it’s denizens. Vegas Chatter calls themselves ‘a daily users guide to the ins and outs of the potlatch and pomp that is Sin City.’

That appears to be pretty accurate.

So if you’re thinking of visiting our fair(ly sandy) city, and if you have a little free time between spankings (don’t act like you’re going to come all the way here and not get a spanking. You’d have to be crazy.) to fill with educated wandering around, peruse VegasChatter.com.

 

–  Dana