I couldn’t think of a witty intro here, but want to share with you some of my favorite Cane-iac items, most of which are beloved to me for their specific usefulness and ability to withstand more punishment than the butts they strike. Folks ask often which types of implements are good for different things, and, while this isn’t meant to be a comprehensive list, I think that each of these items has a place in one’s spanking arsenal.
So, here are ten things I love about Cane-iac, in no particular order and not including the fact that they, in general, rock.
– Dana
1. Exotic Mighty Might – serious bang. I call mine (in Wenge wood) ‘Angry Cricket’. This is a great paddle for even the tiniest of butts, and packs a serious local wallop no matter whose bottom it hits.
2. Love Me Strap – delivers as named, ‘love taps’. This sweet, unsevere strap is excellent for OTK and standing strapping and gives a good sting without hiding your bottom.
3. Curse of Dana Wallop – run for your life. Cane-iac’s rubber implements are notoriously evil, and this angry little square of rubber sitting at the end of two delrin stems is no exception. Great bounce-action for uninitiated or lazy spankers!
4. School House Cane – sort of the epitome of strict school disicpline, the 32″ Senior version of this traditional, crooked-handle cane is enough to bring any classroom to attention. The crook in the handle makes the cane easier to hold and direct, in my opinion.
5. Dana’s Inferno – spencer-style pain-maker. It’s two-sided, walnut and maple, with eleven terrible holes for maximum impact; although this paddle has moved many bottoms to near-tears, I’ve yet to come near breaking it.
6. Delrin Rug Beater – for punishment. Seriously. Usually, I only bring out this piece if I’m dealing either with serious infractions or a seriously tough bottom. Not for the faint of heart, or most other hearts, for that matter.
7. Russet 3 Tail Tawse – excellent all ’round leather implement. This is Cane-iac at their best – a traditional tawse with a Cane-iac twist; this is one of my most oft-used items, as it’s easy to adjust the impact force by adjusting one’s swing.
8. Red Acrylic Paddle – red means stop. I like this paddle visually, as it’s an intimidating bright red, shiny sheet of acrylic that looks like it could (and, indeed, can) turn your bottom an equally terrible shade.
9. Marwood Paddle – strict Miss Marwood’s Cane-iac paddle namesake is the same size as Dana’s Inferno, but a stingy 1/4″ thick, making it an incredibly stingy lesson learned.
10. Naughty Stick with Holes – bruiser. This one goes down in history as having been the first implement which My Bottom’s Bottom vetoed from further future use.
They’re all gorgeous! I am especially fond of Dana’s Inferno and the Mighty Might.
Forgive my cynicism but anytime I’ve seen pics of rug beaters they looked like sub par implements to me. I suppose there’s only ONE sure way to find out for certain!
The Naughty Stick with holes looks like it could almost extend to 2 sets of butt cheeks at once.
Holes DO have a way of adding the extra OOOWWW factor.
Alexis,
This rug beater isn’t like others; the delrin makes it extremely painful..you’ll like it. Ha~
No wonder you have trouble packing your play bag LOL.
So which one are you going to bring with you :P
I never know that, and neither will you…
~*Swooons at the sight of Dana’s Inferno*~ Oh how I love it!
It’s so beautifully made I can’t stand it! lol! It feels like 40 hits of your hand and yet your hand still reigns supreme over it! hahaha
I look forward to seeing it again! hahaha
and I think you’d break the bottom before you broke the implement that thing is FIRM & STURDY!
The curse of Dana Wallop looks neat!
~*Cheekie*~
You handled the Inferno pretty well, in spite of all the squealing and wiggling, Cheekie. We’ll see how you do *next* time.
Thank you! I did my best although that last stroke was killer! LOL
squealing & wiggling I’d be DEAD if I didn’t, you pack a sturdy blow HAHAHA!
Hopefully I’ll have pictures next time! :) that would be awesome!! and I would like to TRY the curse of Dana Wallop.
xoxoxo
~Cheekie~
If I recall, I got the red acrylic paddle for hiding your other paddle right before a punishment spanking. Unfortunately, you found the “hidden paddle” and used BOTH paddles on me. Ps: it didn’t hurt.
I’ll remember that, sge..
It didn’t hurt? I think you’re going to pay for that statement, SGE. How’d you hide Dana’s implement when Dana wasn’t looking?
For our next get together, I want to roll your dice and sample ALL of these goodies.
That sounds like a great idea for SGE too!
I had a session like this. I had these large dice that numbered 1-12 each and I rolled one di for every implement. The Naughty Stick was the last implement to be used and having never gotten it before,I was a little fearful of it. Up until this point, the highest number I rolled was 6. I then rolled a 1 and was relieved until Dana said “Unacceptable! Roll again.” This time I rolled a 10 and Dana said “That was inevitable, go get me The Naughty Stick. That stick didn’t disappoint.
Raymond,
You deserved every single one of those whacks, mister.
Alexis,
You’re gambling right now that I won’t spank you for throwing someone else under the bus.
Yes Ma’am! I deserved every one and I felt every one, especially the last one.
At least you can admit it, Raymond. Ha ha.
Yes, Anna. I wonder what Dana would do if I didn’t?
Cough, cough…I can hardly breathe from all the fumes coming from under this bus….cough, cough…..
I like some of the names (“Curse of Dana Wallop” and “Naughty Stick with Holes” especially) and the product testing videos are awesome!
You sure have a lot of brats on here, Dana. Is there a bratting contest going on that I didn’t know about? Was the Marwood Paddle the one you used on me, Dana? It sure looks like it. The other implements are scary looking, especially anything Delrin.
Alexis, you crack me up, throwing SGE under the bus like you do everyone else. LMAO
I’ve never seen anyone else other than Angel and the VBB roll the dice prior to their spankings. How do you decide who will roll them?
Anna~poor me….I’m always getting thrown under the bus by Alexis…and now you are encouraging Dana to make sure I pay for the statement of “it didn’t hurt”….sigh…I’m the sweetest green eyes (thus SGE) you will ever meet! I really didn’t hide her paddle, I simply moved it out of the way bc Noodles was trying to knock it off the counter! I guess it could be considered “hiding”. Semantics really. Most recently however, I did HIDE a paddle. I don’t think she found it..I’ll check to see the next time I’m there. I hope you are not a Steelers fan….they are going to have a terrible season.
Maybe Alexis can wipe her tears w/ a “terrible towel” after Dana spanks her for throwing my sweet soul under the bus?! I think you should roll the dice…it’s fun! Be careful of weighted dice though! Good Luck! Remember, the house always wins!
LOL,SGE, I don’t have to encourage Dana. I think that comment will just make her want to spank you longer and harder, lol.
No Steeler fan here. I agree that Alexis will use the “terrible towel” to wipe her tears away.
Are you trying to throw me under the bus too with the dice rolling? Dana, what do you think? Ha ha.
Anna and SGE…
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You lovely ladies control your own bottoms’ destiny. I was merely passing along a little “sharing is caring” suggestions to ensure you have the best possible adventures with Dana.
Happy sitting.