** This is a Northeast Travel Advisory **
All resident spankos in these areas should take cover September 2014, because I am blowing through, paddles spinning:
New York City – Sept. 7 & 8
Albany – Sept. 10
Washington D.C. – Sept. 24
Toronto, Ontario – Sept. 26 & 27
GADZOOKS!!! COVER YOUR BOTTOMS!!! OOPS!!! Too late, I’m already booked.
Booked? Did you put a book in your pants to avoid your paddling again, Raymond? Tsk tsk…
No Ma’am! I have vivid memories of what you gave me the last time I avoided my paddling.
I heard there Maybe a HurriKane Brewing in Las Vegas around the end of the month!