Chores

 

Readers,

We’ve talked before about non-corporal punishment/discipline, so I thought I’d share this photo with you:

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Here’s Angel, surrounded by the FIRST batch of my spanking implements which she was instructed to clean and organize as part of her ongoing discipline. As you can see, the wood implements are piled in front, with leathers to her right and non-traditionals to her left. This does not include the many dozen more canes, delrin implements, large paddles and other sundry items contained in the closet behind her. 

I should mention that ALL of these implements were already clean, as they always are, because I clean them myself after each use. This was a lesson in time-wasting – having to do a task which is completely unnecessary – and how it can be avoided by making the right choices *before* you find yourself in trouble.

I’m pleased to say that not only did Angel survive her cleaning assignment, but my implement closet is now in quite the state of order….although I can’t be certain that she hasn’t hidden at least one.

 

–  Dana

7 Replies to “Chores”

  1. For the record, I absolutely did not hide any implements from your closet, because you specifically said: “Don’t even think of hiding anything from my closet.” Therefore, I definitely DID NOT hide anything… from your CLOSET ;)

    The thing that I did hide was actually quite in plain sight on your kitchen counter. I didn’t hide it, either. I merely re-located it to a different part of the room. Remember the evil red demon delrin loopy thing we were supposed to use before my butt magically invented insane bruises to protect me? It was that. Clearly the “Angel” bottom is stronger than the “Devil” loop. Evil never triumphs!

    But I did put in back, unscathed (a certain person who will remained unnamed but goes by the acronym VBB wanted me to burn it) in your closet. It is strategically placed with like-evil looped Delrin instruments. So, it’s impossible to miss. I promise, promise, PROMISE you everything I touched is there.

    Thanks for the punishment. I have been not wasting a single second of time and will probably have completed a memoir, a gothic novel and at least 3 short stories and/or screen-plays by the time we see each other again. This way, I literally have no time to do anything that could get me in trouble, except maybe make some grammatical errors. I accidentally wrote “I could care less,” which might have you screaming to yourself, “Off with her head!”

    Also, trickery is not nice. I worked my butt off literally going over EACH implement SEVERAL times because I couldn’t get any dirt off of them. I thought I was going crazy. I knew they were clean because you clean your implements, but I thought at least they might have collected some dust along the way or that maybe you even purposefully stuck a few in your tomato plants or something just to get them dirty. I had no clue they were already hospital grade sterile! I probably could have shaved a good hour off of the process.

    A good lesson… a very good lesson.

    You are brilliant. I just hope you’re not working for the Dark Side ;)

    ^i^ Angel ^i^

    1. Angel,

      I know that everything is accounted for, because I know exactly what’s in that closet at any given time.
      I also know that your friend the VBB will get his comeuppance soon, and he’s not expecting what I have in store for him.
      Thank you for re-cleaning and organizing everything princess.

      – Dana

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