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The Amazing Noodle! (Unrelated to spanking)

 

I have the most talented cat in the entire universe – but there’s no need in my telling you about it when I can simply show you. I present Noodle the Magnificent :

 

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As you can see, he is completely without fear – staring down the barrel of the bathtub faucet.

 

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Able to sleep comfortably in a box approximately 1/3 his size.

 

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And, most importantly, self-purifying!

 

Fine. Maybe none of that stuff’s terribly impressive, but he’s still just about the cutest cat I ever did see.

–  Dana 

11 Replies to “The Amazing Noodle! (Unrelated to spanking)”

    1. Noodle is the sweetest and most pliable animal on the planet, thus his name. Unless, of course, he’s not in the mood…then he’s just an asshole.

  2. Awwwww, He is so cute. I love cats. In the first pic, he looks like he is saying, “Yes, I know I am adorable.” The second pic he’s looking for something, “I know it’s here somewhere.” In the third pic, Noodle is saying, “Spank him harder”. How’s that for memes. Very nice, Dana.

    1. In the second photo he is 100% totally, dead-to-the-world asleep, and had been that way for quite some time. He’s obsessed with boxes of all sizes and has managed to fit (and sleep) in ones even smaller

    1. Yep, he’s pretty independent when need be. But he’s ALWAYS there at bath time, ready to help me drop things into the tub.

  5. My Sophie can do none of those things. Although she will sit on the back edge of the tub and keep me company when I am showering. She is also really good at staring at me and intimidating me until I give her my cereal bowl. And just yesterday I put my dinner plate on the coffee table so I could go retrieve my cell phone and when I came back the little angel stole a taco right off my plate. She is 22 so I let her have it. Any meal can be her last at this point, she may as well enjoy it.

    I swore I would never become one of those people who talk about their cat…yeah right, I tell everyone about her and the absolute worst part is when I whip out the phone and start showing her pictures to anyone who will look. Pathetic, I know.

  6. AJ,
    Noodle is also a cereal-bowl-intimidator (and greek yogurt lid-licker).
    At 22, that girl should definitely be getting whatever she wants – including your spot in the bed! Cuddle her for me, please.

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